almost had to kill a crackhead...

[Big Buck]

I was sleeping last night and heard a noise. So, I proceed to look out my back window of my apt. (The master bedroom is on the second floor of my townhouse.) Well, wouldn't you know it, some fucking crackhead was trying to steal my damn BBQ pit!!! I was like "WTF!!" So I run downstairs, and hit the back patio lights enroute. The fucker jumped over the gate and into a waiting vehicle before I could unlock my patio door and get outside!!! I swear to god I would have killed the fucker. I hope his ass tries again, I'll have something for him. Next time, I'll go out the front and ambush his bitch ass and put the fucker in ICU.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

I was sleeping last night and heard a noise. So, I proceed to look out my back window of my apt. (The master bedroom is on the second floor of my townhouse.) Well, wouldn't you know it, some fucking crackhead was trying to steal my damn BBQ pit!!! I was like "WTF!!" So I run downstairs, and hit the back patio lights enroute. The fucker jumped over the gate and into a waiting vehicle before I could unlock my patio door and get outside!!! I swear to god I would have killed the fucker. I hope his ass tries again, I'll have something for him. Next time, I'll go out the front and ambush his bitch ass and put the fucker in ICU.

fuckin crackheads

 

[Frackal]

Damn!

 

[gymtime]

Hold on a damn second, when did you get home?

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Glad all is well. That'd piss me off too.

 

[vixenbabe]

BBQ pit? Do you mean grill?

 

[decem]

um.. out of curiosity.. how do you know he was a crackhead?

 

[mrbill]

Buck you should have snuck up on him instead of hitting the lights, but take a gun in case he has a weapon

 

[Crazier]

um.. out of curiosity.. how do you know he was a crackhead?

Who else would steal a bbq pit??? Fucker was gonna bbq some rock to smoke.
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[dballer]

This is when you keep a super soaker filled up with Red Devil Lye and human piss... sneak up and squirt it in his eyes... or pepper spray him then hog tie him.. and do not call the cops!

 

[Big Buck]

Hold on a damn second, when did you get home?

I've been home for like a month.

 

[manny78]

thats fucked up bro. Get a snipper riffle and wait for him.

 

[Warik]

I've been home for like a month.

I think he meant what time you got home last night. He probably wasn't expecting you to be there and was surprised when you showed up to kick his ass when he was stealing your BBQ. =)

-Warik

 

[danielson]

given this was america if i charged out it would be with a 12 guage

or at least had some fire power nearby....a crackhead would not lose any sleep shooting you


glad u didnt kill him though....judge's these days rule against the guy with martial experience

 

[bouncer]

So BB whens the elitefitness.com BBQ ?.

Bouncer

 

[gymtime]

I think he meant what time you got home last night. He probably wasn't expecting you to be there and was surprised when you showed up to kick his ass when he was stealing your BBQ. =)

-Warik

That's ludicrus.....uh...........I was just happy to hear you were home from the desert......yeah......that's it!

 

[naturally anabolic]

big buck, have bouncer send you a steyr Aug and just wait