Alls I know is....

[Bullit]

SAN DEMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

 

[Nathan]

If I were plot the quality of your posts as a function of time, the curve would feature an exponential decay from moderately entertaining to outright shit.

 

[Bullit]

If I were plot the quality of your posts as a function of time, the curve would feature an exponential decay from moderately entertaining to outright shit.

Yeah but which do you like better...
1) Money
2) Cash
3) Hos' ?

 

[sigweed]

actually a combination of a and b, known to most as "cash-money"

 

[Bullit]

bump

 

[the nature boy]

any of you guys ever have that delimma where you're not sure that if you fart some sludge might come out? I refer to this as the Nature Boy's gambit.

 

[Y_lifter]

Or "Slow so No go"

 

[Bullit]

Once when I was sick I tooted and filled my shorts with snot.

I think I deposited the lining of my colon in my underoos that day.

 

[Nathan]

Once when I was sick I tooted and filled my shorts with snot.

I think I deposited the lining of my colon in my underoos that day.

I will be shocked and appauled if you don't pick up tonight.

 

[the nature boy]

if he wears those lucky underoos he's good as gold.

 

[Bullit]

Broads love me cuz Im all fuckin classy and shit and I kiss em before I rail em in the ass.

 

[sermon_of_crockery]

Broads love me cuz Im all fuckin classy and shit and I kiss em before I rail em in the ass.

Patient to Dr: Please doctor, won't you give me a kiss?
Dr: No, it would violate my ethics.
Patient: Please just this once?
Dr.: Absolutely not. I shouldn't even be fucking you.

Ba dump bump

 

[the nature boy]

I wish it was fashionalbe to shit ones self. because right now I'd be ahead of the trend baby.

 

[Bullit]

I wish it was fashionalbe to shit ones self. because right now

Broly, you are readin my mind.

 

[notoriousQQ]

any of you guys ever have that delimma where you're not sure that if you fart some sludge might come out? I refer to this as the Nature Boy's gambit.

Ha. This reminds me of about 4-5 weeks ago when I had the stomach flu. I left work the previous day early and wanted my girl to come over cause I didn't feel good. She stayed the night and was in the bathroom getting ready for work the next morning. I was sleeping in bed on my stomach and I felt like I needed to fart, and, remeber I had the stomach flu and diarrhea really bad. So, I'm half asleep and start to let the fart out, and, along with it comes about a cup of warm poo magma and just fills my shorts around my ass. I jump out of bed and run to the kitchen, one bedroom/one bathroom apartment, and have to wipe my ass with papertowels and clean up and go put on some other drawers. Then I washed my hands and cooked breakfast.

You don't have to tell me, yes, I know, I'm a classy guy and this post is all about class.

 

[the nature boy]

this thread is now bookmarked.

 

[Bullit]

actually a combination of a and b, known to most as "cash-money"

btw... lol.


Who else, besides me, shit themselves this morning?

 

[notoriousQQ]

just remember these 4 little words

warm poo MMAAAAGGGMAAAA

 

[TheProject]

just remember these 4 little words

warm poo MMAAAAGGGMAAAA

Isn't that 3 words?

Or was that the point?

I get lost in the subtle humor.