All right, remember...

[Hannibal]

...alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!

 

[Hannibal]

You think the "Time To Make The Doughnuts" guy is sexy.

 

[kronk]

This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?

 

[Hannibal]

No, sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

 

[kronk]

No, sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone cord.

 

[Hannibal]

Hey, psycho, it's over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

 

[kronk]

I puked. I vomited in my hair. Does my hair smell bad?

 

[Hannibal]

I puked. I vomited in my hair. Does my hair smell bad?

Once again, things that should have been brought to my attention... YESTERDAY!

 

[kronk]

You can't talk to Billy Idol that way!

 

[Hannibal]

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.

 

[tripleV]

Hey Glen, I hear you're going to have your bachelor party Friday night before the wedding. Are you going to be all right with that? I mean, you might miss Miami Vice!

 

[Advaik]

you got it wrong its

...alcohol equals drunk cheerleader equals good fuck equals everybody likes you!

 

[kronk]

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.

Not porno tongue. Church tongue.

 

[gettinlarger]

Right!
- Billy Idol on the plane

 

[Hannibal]

Right!
- Billy Idol on the plane

See? Billy Idol gets it!