superdave said:The new Foxygel!
chaos mage said:hardly. I genuinely feel for aap, whereas I'd like to drag foxygel down a flight of cement stairs, his cerebellum hitting the edge of each step, with each concussive hit shutting down one involuntary bodily function at a time.
I'm not glad people's lives are fucked up, but if they're gona post about it, I'm gonna read it and be entertained...gonelifting said:I`m SO glad people`s lives are fucked up. That`s why I keep coming back to EF.
chaos mage said:hardly. I genuinely feel for aap, whereas I'd like to drag foxygel down a flight of cement stairs, his cerebellum hitting the edge of each step, with each concussive hit shutting down one involuntary bodily function at a time.
jerkbox said:hah.....you have feelings....
girl.
jerkbox said:hah.....you have feelings....
girl.
alien amp pharm said:lol, it only gets worse.
I went out of town over the weekend and my buddy checked his email and signed onto AIM. He has her on his buddy list.
Her away message: "Gone home for a few hours. I miss you you sexy pillow thrower. You know who you are"
lol, what a cunt.
Becoming said:I take it the sexy pillow thrower is not Alien?
Becoming said:I take it the sexy pillow thrower is not Alien?
The Ejaculator said:Yeah... I figured that... but I am thinking AAP knows exactly who it is... AND why they are called the 'sexy pillow thrower'...
I want the whole story...
alien amp pharm said:Who knows, but I can only assume it's the exboyfriend... that Jacob guy.

I want in on that action too bruh.The Ejaculator said:So when are you gonna grow some fucking nads back and post up here AIM Id so I can play with her emotions....
I will turn her into Jello and then put her in the microwave....
it will be fun...![]()
alien amp pharm said:lol, I can't because we are going to get back together one day.
Of course I'm joking, but I don't want to end on hate. One day perhaps I can be her friend and tag a few of her female friends.
Bran987 said:sexy pillow thrower what the fuck
she should be underneath one, suffocating for awhile, for putting up that shit where she knew you'd see it
she is so mean, I hate her
alien amp pharm said:I think I just need to go get laid asap.
alien amp pharm said:She's off my IM. I just saw that one due to my friend being online.
slickdadd said:What was your away message aap?
alien amp pharm said:As JerseyArt said "Dude, it's all about her".
The Ejaculator said:LMFAO @ this transparent BULLSHIT!
Suuuuuurrrrreeee buddy.... sure...
'Nah mom... that isn't my herb... that is my buddy's... I am holding it for him'
The transformation into foxygel is complete.alien amp pharm said:lol, I can't because we are going to get back together one day.
Of course I'm joking, but I don't want to end on hate. One day perhaps I can be her friend and tag a few of her female friends.
The Ejaculator said:You are so whupped..
You really do have hopes of getting back together with her and begging for forgiveness... so you can jack off in the bathroom and think about what it would be like to actually be able to feel her warm, wet vagina...
LMAO... you suck...
danielson said:she's proven herself to be a bitch time and time again
why would you want to be her friend? fuck her
slickdadd said:haha. Yeah she seems pretty childish. If I was in your situation, seeing a girl behave like this would instantly turn me off of her basically for good. I hate behavior like that.
alien amp pharm said:Good point.
jackangel said:translation: i have no idea what you're trying to tell me.
alien amp pharm said:LMAO
Okay, my perspective:
I've dated girls for since my exfiance. 3 years. In that time I've not found a single female I've felt was worth my time.
I meet this one and if I had to write down everything I am looking for, she met nearly all of them perfectly. Things were so great that first month. No games, no guy friends, we clicked, etc.
Then it's like a 180 degree turn. The typical bullshit started. So yes, I'm left confused wondering what the hell changed. That's why this is so rough on me to get over. These 'games' she's now playing are slowly but surely sinking in.
deejay10 said:The hardest thing to do is break up with someone. Once you do, you'll always be left thinking "am I ever going to find someone as good as her"
That feeling can stay for a long time, I dated a girl once and that feeling lasted for almost six months. But then I found someone else and that feeling was replaced by all the "butterflies" the new girl brought.
I'm not saying you have to get over it today, but just know that if you keep your head up, make the most of every day and keep swinging for the fences.....eventually you'll find that perfect, and the girl you're stressin over now will be nothing more than a memory.
alien amp pharm said:you didn't finish your story. Allow me:
and then you date the new girl for a while and something goes bad and you break up. Then repeat the process over and over again until one day you are ready to get married to some current girl. Then when things go wrong you are stuck with them or get a divorce and have a mess with kids, exwife, her taking half, etc.
I know how this process works.![]()
deejay10 said:Just as long as you keep on keeping on you will find that person. I dated just about every pretty girl I could get my hands on, and always "traded them in" when someone prettier came along. I was constantly chasing after the "perfect girl" eventually I realized that I was never happy with any of these girls, and sure they all looked good with no clothes on, on all the video tapes I made of thembut they never really had any substance.
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