Albuquerque

[Drunken_Weasel]

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque

It's 12 minutes long.. but its damn hilarious!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

noone?

 

[TheProject]

I saw this thread, thought it was serious, and was going to post the lyrics to Albuquerque, thinking no one would get it.

Guess that shows me, huh?

"Hey! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I saw this thread, thought it was serious, and was going to post the lyrics to Albuquerque, thinking no one would get it.

Guess that shows me, huh?

"Hey! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"

LOL.. i knew somebody else had to apreciate it ...

I say, "Who is it?" No answer.
"Who is it?" There's no answer.
"WHO IS IT!?" They're not sayin' anything.
So finally, I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected,
it's some big, fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut, and
only one nostril. Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right.

 

[TheProject]

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant, until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice.