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Ailing Man Sues Fast-Food Firms

Hopefully McDonalds will have a hit put on his ass, and his bloodsucking lawyer, and leave a Shrek toy rammed in their asses as a calling card.
 
I'm going to sue Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I'm addicted to those little sugar bombs. They put extra sugar in them which makes them addictive as hell. One day a coworker brought three dozen of them to the office and I ate 7 of the suckers and got sick. It's all because of these greedy corporations! Where's a lawyer that will take my case?
 
Lifter4Life said:
Jackie Childs, so funny. Seinfeld was the shit and the reruns still crack me up more than anything on T.V. Lifter

Who told you to use the balm? Did I tell you to use the balm? I didn't tell you to use the balm! Why did you use the balm? Do you know what a blam does?"
 
I knew something like this was coming, how utterly disgusting. I hope these fat fucking pigs die from their "addiction" ( :bawling: )
before the lawsuit goes forth, either that or they get a 12-0 vote in favor of the defendants.
 
Frackal said:
I knew something like this was coming, how utterly disgusting. I hope these fat fucking pigs die from their "addiction" ( :bawling: )
before the lawsuit goes forth, either that or they get a 12-0 vote in favor of the defendants.

No such luck. The jury will be bamboozled by bullshit pseudo-science attempting to show the evil influence of food and how the corporations knew how tasty their product was. Not to mention that John Q. Public is predisposed to reject the concept of responsibility and to accept the idea that corporations are conspiring to harm him.

This was the inevitable following the tobacco lawsuits.
 
Very true...personal responsibility is almost an oxymoron in the minds of most Americans.
 
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