Ahhhh, Astroglide!

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

Can it get any better than this...

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

Mmmm, collect them all.

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

HighIntensity · Dec 28, 2001

good stuff

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

9 out of 10 Gynocologist and 68GT350 recommend astroglide

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

...and don't forget to accessorize.

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

Makes a great gift for children too.

Taps · Dec 28, 2001

GT, it works even better when you're with a woman, as opposed to jerking off. You should try it.

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

Noted, thanks.

the nature boy · Dec 28, 2001

that last picture is just plain wrong!

MommaKin · Dec 28, 2001

do you know what saliva is and foreplay?
fuck lube

the nature boy · Dec 28, 2001

MommaKin said:
do you know what saliva is and foreplay?
fuck lube

you might be missing the point... it should really be called ASS-troglide.

spentagn · Dec 28, 2001

The Nature Boy said:
you might be missing the point... it should really be called ASS-troglide.

Her question still stands. Spit and steady pressure. That being said, I'm too busy of a man for foreplay, so ASStroglide it is. (I'm just joking, but I have a feeling that musclebrains will reply to this post.)

OMEGA · Dec 28, 2001

Muscle Brains being the Euro-phile he is probably prefers straight virgin olive oil from select orchard in the picturesgue mountains of Greece for is "endevours".

MommaKin · Dec 28, 2001

No, i'm not missing the point at all...
Saliva....for either hole....
Half the fun is getting it all worked in....
Spent knows.....

The Nature Boy said:
you might be missing the point... it should really be called ASS-troglide.

spentagn · Dec 28, 2001

MommaKin said:
No, i'm not missing the point at all...
Saliva....for either hole....
Half the fun is getting it all worked in....
Spent knows.....

I'm glad you enjoyed it, too.

musclebrains · Dec 28, 2001

OMEGA said:
Muscle Brains being the Euro-phile he is probably prefers straight virgin olive oil from select orchard in the picturesgue mountains of Greece for is "endevours".

musclebrains · Dec 28, 2001

when in America, do as the Americans do...

OMEGA · Dec 28, 2001

musclebrains said:

musclebrains · Dec 28, 2001

And when in Appalachia to screw your sister I mean your mother I mean your cousin, remember....

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

MommaKin said:
No, i'm not missing the point at all...
Saliva....for either hole....
Half the fun is getting it all worked in....
Spent knows.....

I broke my peepee once. This is just an insurance policy for the lady who is a bit preemptive.

NY Muscle · Dec 28, 2001

ASTROGLIDE is great also WET is very similar

i dont like ky jelly, ky liquid is better and they actually have single use packets like the size of a condom, i wish ASTROGLIDE made those.

HappyScrappy · Dec 28, 2001

NY Muscle said:
i dont like ky jelly, ky liquid is better and they actually have single use packets like the size of a condom, i wish ASTROGLIDE made those.

they do

68GT350 · Dec 28, 2001

Duh, I posted a pic of it.

NY Muscle · Dec 28, 2001

68GT350 said:
Duh, I posted a pic of it.

i saw those before i posted they are HUGE
ky liquid single use are thin as a condom rapper and what i saw in the pic is not nearly as small or portable as i like to say as the ky liquid ones

HappyScrappy · Dec 28, 2001

they are smaller than the last knuckle of my thumb... not sure how small you want them...

NY Muscle · Dec 28, 2001

HappyScrappy said:
they are smaller than the last knuckle of my thumb... not sure how small you want them...

yeah i geuss u guys are right
they are kinda small
but a lot thicker than the ky ones

smallmovesal · Dec 28, 2001

i prefer astroglide to ky... take it from a female

i don't tend to need it a lot but it's great stuff. astroglide keeps its consistency.

NY Muscle · Dec 28, 2001

smallmovesal said:
i prefer astroglide to ky... take it from a female

i don't tend to need it a lot but it's great stuff. astroglide keeps its consistency.

ASTROGLIDE IS THE BEST but what i was saying is ky liquid makes the best portable little small packs that i wish astroglide did.

smallmovesal · Dec 28, 2001

ah well please forgive my illiteracy.

Cleaner · Dec 28, 2001

baby oil all the way!

I know your not....but it works so good....even under water.hahahahahahahhaha

smallmovesal · Dec 28, 2001

you put baby oil into mrs cleaner? for shame!

Crazier · Dec 28, 2001

NY Muscle said:
ASTROGLIDE IS THE BEST but what i was saying is ky liquid makes the best portable little small packs that i wish astroglide did.

Astroglide beats the shit out of KY, and they do have them in those little bottles. I used to steal them from my girl's ob/gyn all the time! A pea sized amount goes A LONG way. Great stuff.
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Crazier · Dec 28, 2001

Get your FREE sample NOW!!!

http://www.astroglide.com/freesample/index.html
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Cleaner · Dec 28, 2001

baby oil........oh just the thought.

NY Muscle · Dec 28, 2001

Crazier said:
Get your FREE sample NOW!!!

http://www.astroglide.com/freesample/index.html
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bwhahaha look what it says on the bottom of the form you need to fill out on that page:

Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. And we highly recommend you use that time to do some serious endurance training.

hahahaa!!!

HappyScrappy · Dec 28, 2001

it comes faster than that - I got a free sample awhile back.
for me it was 2-3 weeks.
I had forgotten all about it.

NY Muscle · Dec 28, 2001

HappyScrappy said:
it comes faster than that - I got a free sample awhile back.
for me it was 2-3 weeks.
I had forgotten all about it.

i was laughing at

"""we highly recommend you use that time to do some serious endurance training.""""

HappyScrappy · Dec 28, 2001

NY Muscle said:
i was laughing at

"""we highly recommend you use that time to do some serious endurance training.""""

my training involved a lot of penut butter, a quart of mallowmars, and a labrador retriever.

Crazier · Dec 29, 2001

HappyScrappy said:
it comes faster than that - I got a free sample awhile back.
for me it was 2-3 weeks.
I had forgotten all about it.

That's what I'm talking about. What a great gift to find in your mailbox. That'll perk up your day!

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68GT350 · Dec 29, 2001

HappyScrappy said:
my training involved a lot of penut butter, a quart of mallowmars, and a labrador retriever.

Was it a regular lab or a black lab?

HappyScrappy · Dec 29, 2001

68GT350 said:
Was it a regular lab or a black lab?

chocolate... well, maybe just really dirty.

PinK233 · Dec 29, 2001

68 is looking forward to a long night of anal loving from his "significant br-other"

68GT350 · Dec 29, 2001

PinK233 said:
68 is looking forward to a long night of anal loving from his "significant br-other"

Yeah yeah...laugh it up bro. I'm gonna ream you up real nice.

macDbol · Dec 29, 2001

68,,make sure you have enough batteries to satisfy all these women,,fuck that get an extension cord

ion · Dec 29, 2001

aloe vera, good prevention for friction burns.

68GT350 · Dec 29, 2001

macDbol said:
68,,make sure you have enough batteries to satisfy all these women,,fuck that get an extension cord

I'm gonna have a HUGE electric bill.

redhotavenger · Dec 29, 2001

hey gt

we liftin tom?

redhotavenger · Dec 29, 2001

why?

PinK233 said:
68 is looking forward to a long night of anal loving from his "significant br-other"

where is all this hate coming from? relax shorty

Ahhhh, Astroglide!

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