Afghan TV Guide

[Weapon X]

AFGHAN TV GUIDE....

MONDAYS: 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions" 9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" 10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS: 8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune" 8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right" 9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things" 9:30 - "Afghanistan’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" 10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS: 8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" 8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack" 9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread" 9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone" 10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS: 8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi" 8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H" 9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils" 9:30 - "My Two Baghdads" 10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS: 8:00 - "Judge Laden" 8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies" 9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things" 9:30 - "Ahmed’s Creek" 10:00 - "No-witness News"

 

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Weapon X you thieving whore!!! I posted this last week:

Afghan TV Guide

I demand an apology!!!!

 

[daised]

this is funny!

 

[Weapon X]

Weapon X you thieving whore!!! I posted this last week:

Afghan TV Guide

I demand an apology!!!!

D'oh! Sorry about that!
How's this one:

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President Bush was walking on a beach and sees, in the sand, what appears to be a 'magic lamp'. He picked it up and rubbed it. Wouldn't cha' know a geni floated out of the spout.

The geni said he would grant three wishes but that he was an Afghani geni and whatever the wish was, every Afgan would get twice as much.

President Bush thought for a moment and said, "OK, I'd like a 100 room mansion right here on the beach."
The geni said, "No problem, but every Afgan would get a 200 room mansion."

Poof ... it was done.

"And your second wish?" asked the geni.
"I'd like 50 billion dollars", replied President Bush.
"OK, but every Afgani gets 100 billion dollars" returned the geni.

And once again ... poof ... it was done.

"Now for your third wish."

President Bush didn't have to think too long about that ...

"Beat me half to death."

 

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OK OK, that was pretty good. Try this one:

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and George Bush
are out walking together one day. They come across a
lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a
wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
there was a huge wall round Afganistan.

George asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out- virtually
impenetrable.

George says, "Fill it with water."

 

[KING]

what about Malcon In The Middle East