Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below So I may be getting tested by the military in two weeks and i just injected 600mgs EQ and 500mgs SUS. I came across some shit that said you take it for a week and it clears not covers your system in one week. Now I cant find it and desperately need it. My commander must wake up and decide to drink dick head juice every morning because I am not even active duty anymore. Im now Fucking National Guard and since we got back they noticed I blew up. Luckily my battle buddies who fought next to me were in the office and overheard so they gave me a line that people are talking about me and my sudden increase in size. That is some good bro's. So anyone know where I can get that cleanser. Im so pissed I just started week nine of twelve to fourteen.
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atlantaholdem
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I don't really understand how your own unit can rat you out. I'm mean what the fuck. If I were going into battle, I would rather have someone on juice that was fighting with me and watching my back
atlantaholdem
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Good luck bro. I don't know what's up with our fucking country anymore.
ruggerpascal
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umm just let your unit know that your gonna be out of town that weekend and you'll have to make up drill further down the line. your sister in wyoming is having a kid and you're just not gonna be there. i skipped a years worth of drills with bullshit "i've got class excuses" and when we got activated i showed with a huge beard and long ass viking pony tails. and they didn't say shit. did you just come back off of deployment? i would rather take the art.15 for missing 3 months of drill because you were at home coping with your "combat fatigue" or ptsd (which you can argue) than pop on the test. you did your time in the active side, there is no dishonor in missing a couple of drills.
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palehorse51
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Thanks for all the help guys. There is alot going on that is keeping me from skipping drill. Unfortunately my unit has a high ratio of State troopers and correctional offficers. Guess that is why they knew so easily. I think most people would just say damn you got big, I could say yeah drinking alot of protein and eating healthy. That would be it. Not with these privacy prying assholes. They know I am up for more rank too. Guys in the guard like to fuck each other over for some reason.
ruggerpascal
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weren't you the cat that was having problems with your pft a little while back? i still say skip if your not ramping up for deployment. didn't you all just get back not too long ago? they were gonna make me piss for bud when i was is school so i just back logged them with tranfer paperwork. i put in for an xfer from ks to wy. and just sat on my ass till my system cleared. anyhow the brotherhood in the guard is not the same as active. granted you have the kids that were active duty but the guys that never did full service just don't understand. the gap is closing a bit with everybody being deployed but still not the same. you can always turn your self in for substance abuse and they can't touch you since you turned yourself in before they tested you. whose your SACO? was he the guy that warned you. i got lucky one time and had my pecker checker piss for me. good luck. anyhow with numbers what the are i doubt they'll kick you out, so whats a stripe if your gonna get out after contract?
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Yeah I had problems with PFT because of tren. Got my endurance back up doing cardio and the EQ and cardio breeze help alot. Yeah I just got back about six months ago. We had some guys pop for pot last month and they got a slap on the wrist. We even had some guys get caught smoking in iraq and the just lost rank. Im just gonna say fuck it. Its performance enhancing drugs and who would not want their soldiers to enhance their performance. Im not wasting my money to stop my cycle early. Fuck those hypocrites. I def. know there are a few other guys doing it too and they know about it. (Got some new info over the weekend) It would be very expensive to do aas tests on all the guys doing it. Ha HA fuckem Im just going to go in and do a packet for a direct commission so hopefully Ill be untouchable for awhile. Some of our guys got injured pretty badly so the do AGR work to stay on active duty, they are my boys I fought right beside where there was no brass. So he said there just some talk that people suspected me and aas. However the talk was the 1st Sgt and commander as well as readiness NCO. I have documented PTSD so I could probably claim that after all I was through and the huge weight loss I felt insignificant to do my job as an infantrymen. Which is actually the truth. The aas improved my mental well being and also gave me confidence. I really was down and out when I got back.
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