A woman's romantic interest is like....

[The Shadow]

a SINE curve....


Write it down.


....as you were....

 

[Big Johnson]

Its more like a cosine graph, actually.

Wait...no, that's more like my sexual activity graphed out over the last few year or so.

 

[The Shadow]

you fools better recognize....

 

[Citruscide]

I was thinking a flatline......

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

C-ditty

 

[Testosterone boy]

a spider web? a booby trap?

 

[2Thick]

I guess that it is easier to think like a bitch when you act like one...huh corn?

 

[Testosterone boy]

I guess that it is easier to think like a bitch when you act like one...huh corn?

Whoa....you guys were butt buddies a couple minutes ago.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

And love is like oxygen. You get too much you get too high. Not enough and you're gonna die.

 

[biteme]

And love is like oxygen. You get too much you get too high. Not enough and you're gonna die.

That was a good song. Who sang it?

 

[Rockafella Skank]

ELO

 

[The Shadow]

I guess that it is easier to think like a bitch when you act like one...huh corn?

Y'all need to overlook blewadick...he seems obsessed with post stalking me....do a search and see for yourselves....

The last email from him was a little scary......he had attached a pic that was labeled......."covered in Ranch dressing" and in the text of the email requested that I grind fresh peppercorn on his romaine.....so I tracked the IP...and sure enough.....it was from Pole #6 @ Chico's Cock Shop on the corner of Pump and Chump......ie - right across the street where he resides during the day....turning tricks to pay for the 50 cent bus ride down to the shelter to see good old ma.

 

[The Shadow]

Porterhouse??

 

[Bikini Mod]

Romance? Yea, ok. I'll settle for a man who only lies SOME of the time....

 

[Bikini Mod]

...or wasn't TOTALLY fucked up by his mother.

 

[TheProject]

Bmom! Chin-up! If he lies you have leverage:

"I'm sorry, but if you want me to forgive you, you're going to have to clean the house, reorganize the garage, salt scrub my body, and lick the kitty for 5 hours."

hey, if that's all the chores I have to do to lick the kitty...sounds good to me.

 

[The Shadow]

wow this isnt supposed to be a male bashing thread....how the fuck did that happen???

 

[Citruscide]

wow this isnt supposed to be a male bashing thread....how the fuck did that happen???

Because you started the thread and I didn't

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

Yeah, if C-ditty had started the thread, I would've been more specific: Triaxx and Strip.

Ohhhh La La

C-ditty

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Romance? Screw that. Gimme some new Nike's every 3000 miles, and a deep freeze full of steak, and you can have whatever you want.

I'm all about the sneakers and red meat. The flowers can stay planted in the ground.

 

[The Shadow]

Yeah, if C-ditty had started the thread, I would've been more specific: Triaxx and Strip.

uh-huh

 

[The Shadow]

Ohhhh La La

C-ditty

that's good - thats as close to a threesome you'll ever get...outside of the Showers at the Y that is.

 

[Citruscide]

that's good - thats as close to a threesome you'll ever get...outside of the Showers at the Y that is.

Jealous?

C-ditty

 

[Bikini Mod]

wow this isnt supposed to be a male bashing thread....how the fuck did that happen???

Because there are some men, that just make it too damned easy.