It didn't start out like that. I started a thread about how Facebook threatened to have his account deactivated for "having too many friends". He had just over FOUR THOUSAND mafia (jesus christ I can't believe that i just typed those words)... so low and behold they did deactivate him. He was literally crushed, we are talking suicidal. So the next day after I nagged him ten thousand times, "Jesus H Christ if it kills you THAT MUCH then just begin another fucking account and pull your head out of your ass already." So he did. Couple days later I noticed his account was back, I sent him a message (I'm normal and only have people I actually know as *friends*

) So I told him and joy of joy - he now has TWO facebook accounts to play his fucking Mafia Wars with.
My husband is literally brilliant - we are talking MENSA here but I swear he is mentally retarded.
*throws up hands*
I give up.