A thanksgiving song

[jestros]

My kid tries to sing christmas songs as soon as the leaves turn. To which I say, "come on, it's not even thanksgiving yet, why dont you sing a turkey song"
"but Daaad, there are no thanksgiving songs"

So we made one up, check it out:

Up on the housetop, pilgrims pause
Out jumps good old Turkey Claus
Out of the oven with lots of meat
And a few pies that are nice and sweet

Goble, goble, goble who wouldn’t go
Goble, goble, goble who wouldn’t go
Goble, goble, goble who wouldn’t go
Out on the dinner table clang clang clang
Right on my plate with a big old bang

First comes the plate of little Nell
Oh dear Turkey Claus fill it well
Give her some turkey with a side of potatoes
Plenty of gravy and hold the tomatoes

Chorus

Look at the plate of big ol Bill
Oh just see that glorious fill
Turkey potatoes stuffing and pie
And try not to get that gravy on your tie

Chorus