A scottish poem for you all . plz read*

[tinytank]

Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman

If your lookin' for trouble,
Your in the right place.
Don't look at me like that,
Or i'll heed but yer face.
I'm a mean mother fucker,
I was born that way,
And just because I wear a skirt Don't think i'm fuckin' gay!

Coz i'm an evil scotsman,
And Jimmy is my name!
I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen,
An' causin' pain is my game!

Now if you're a woman,
Married or not,
I'll take all your kit off,
And i'll dive in yer' mot.
I'll take your legs,
And spread them wide,
And then i'll put a wetsuit on and shag ye' from inside

I'm and evil scotsman,
And my name is Jock.
And the girls are all gaggin'
for a portion of my ten inch cock.

Everybody...

Yes, i'm an evil scotsman,
And my name is Jock.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And I'm playing with my ten inch cock.

I don't care where you come from,
If you're big or you're small,
I fought the best.
And i beat them all.
If you're English or Irish,
You won't have to die,
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye!

I'm an evil scotsman,
And Jock is my name.
If you don't like the rules,
Don't play the fuckin' game.

Yes I'm an evil scotsman,
My name is Jock.
And the girls are just die-ing,
For a portion of my ten inch cock.

Fuckers...

Wankers...

Knob ends.

 

[thelion2005]

Brought a fugging tear to me eye .... and a smile to my lips.

Damn proud to be a Scotsman.

 

[HunterUk]

Download the song as an mp3 it's damn good

 

[theoak01]

Jock eh? sounds kinda french lol,joking bor

 

[Scotsman]

IN.
Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[JayC9]

Connolly is the man