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I am Canadian....and Damn Proud of it!
So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Roger's ass.
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most
of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane
and hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came
home and partied go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered
or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just
in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface
and is still around as the worlds oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, regional jets, velcro, zippers,
insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that
save countless lives each year
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
23. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on.
OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day
So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Roger's ass.
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most
of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane
and hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came
home and partied go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered
or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just
in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface
and is still around as the worlds oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, regional jets, velcro, zippers,
insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that
save countless lives each year
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
23. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on.
OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day
