A Pro Napolean Dynamite thread.... to shake them haters off...

[AAP]

You really had to be an 80's child to understand it.

The moon shoes. The nunchuks. The Caboodles. The Glamour Shots thingy.


Best line(s) of the movie :

You know I am training to be a cage fighter.

You just jealous because I have been home all day chatting to hot girls online.

But my lips hurt really bad.

Tina come eat your dinner.

Whoa. You got, like three feet of air then.

 

[hardrock]

LMAO!! Loved it. Funniest movie I've seen in a while. Think I'll pop it in right now.

 

[jackangel]

i was l o l throughout

 

[_Yossarian_]

lol, that movie was awesome.

I was feeling Napolean's dance moves. Seriously....

 

[Alright123]

i was l o l throughout

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[PoyeBoy]

.

lol, I thought your name was "honker tank", that would have been better

"She's pretty good lookin........Im just really T O'd that she hasnt sent me a full body shot yet"

 

[slickdadd]

Tina come eat your dinner.

It's actually Tina come eat your ham

 

[dugie65]

how much you wanna bet i could throw a football over them mountains

 

[Devastation]

wow this thread is on fire

 

[WhatNot51]

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.

 

[AAP]

How long did it take you to grow that mustache?

"coupla days."

*hard stare*

 

[WhatNot51]

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

 

[AAP]

Time machine = 1982.



Cause it took me, like, three hours to get the shading right on your upper lip.
*crooked eye staring off into space*

 

[WhatNot51]

Do the chickens have large talons?

 

[H_T_]

i'm pretty good with a bo staff.

 

[pitbullstl]

Guess I'm gonna have to rent this.....taking my daughter to see Racing Stripes tom. night........hope it doesn't suck ass.

 

[WhatNot51]

Deb: What are you drawing?

Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.

Deb: What's a liger?

Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

 

[H_T_]

LaFawnda.

 

[Razorguns]

"Who's that?"

"Oh. That's my girlfriend. She's a model"

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"Vote for Pedro"

"If you vote for me. All your wildest dreams will come true...."

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Jock No. 1: Hey, Napoleon. I hear you're in a club for girls.
Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, I am not.
Jock No. 1: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. GOSH!

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Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

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Funny. Everywhere i go now, i always keep saying "SHADDUP! GAWDDD...!!!". hehe.


PICS:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/photogallery-ss-0

 

[H_T_]

since we're friends now, you got my back, right?

 

[H_T_]

lmao @ rico throwing a steak.

 

[WhatNot51]

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

 

[from zero]

Girls only want boyfriends with great skills. Numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills ...

 

[Lumberg]

My favorite is how LaFawnduh pimps out Kip with the bling bling.

And he still has that lisp, but he finished talking to Napoleon once and says "peace."

Also that time when Uncle Rico and Kip are sitting in the diner and Uncle Rico keeps flexing his biceps and paying attention to that instead of what Kip is saying (I think that's around the time Kip is TO'd because LaFawnduh wont' send him a body shot).