A poem for the bards to enjoy

[satanic goatslayer]

I don't believe in iambic pentameter, or conventional rules. That said,

I remember when I pressed the submit button
On my registration screen, then I smoked six rocks of flack
It was a day to remember
Too bad I stilled a new batch that day
The inside humor
Made me want to slit my wrists
But I remembered that not to be effective
So I tied my wife up with rope
And then I chopped her ears off
And choked her out with a piece of twine
The blood, it was a falling
So I drank some potato vodka
And stabbed her one hundred times
Ritual, it is important
Not just for Confucius, but for me as well
I talked with a man named Rialdo once
Then I realized he wanted anal sex
So I gutted him to make him pay
Homophobic, well not really
I judge all of us with an equal gavel
I sometimes massage my dead wife with oils
Then I reflect on the days
When I was a heroin addict
It seems so long ago
But not today
That part isn't fiction
I wish I could jam a 18 gauge dart into my brain
Fuck me because I'm part white now
Toothless calls me a man in a sheet
Stabbing that skinny fucking rug pilot
Makes me happy and I'll be damed it I don't sever his feet
I love my life
And all that it comes with
Happiness is vital
When drugs and murder make up your life
And the only way out is a bottle of shine.
Shine.
Shine.
Die.

Thank you to all who read my thoughts.

Death karma to you.

 

[MaGilicuti]

 

[FreeballinDC]

SG, why aren't you published yet? Surely there must be some publishing house that is interested in this genius of writing you commit to paper.

 

[HappyScrappy]

words words words

 

[vixenbabe]

I was hooked once ya mentioned the ropes and oils....

 

[Train Harder]

 

[Bodhidogma]

goatslayer for president.

 

[musclebrains]

words words words

EXCEEDINGLY gay allusion.

 

[macDbol]

"I sometimes massage my dead wife with oils"


i love that line

 

[Stryc-9]

The most disturbing part was where you said you don't believe in iambic pentameter....

 

[OMEGA]

SG, why aren't you published yet? Surely there must be some publishing house that is interested in this genius of writing you commit to paper.

there is a term for SG

and that is that he is 'evilgood'

he could be published maybe he could get placed in a comic book and write for a villain, or even have a cimoic strip in some magazine

 

[MaGilicuti]

 

[PHATchik]

SG, words just can't describe that. It brought a tear to my eye. Deep man, very deep.