A pilot, priest, rabbi, and boy....

[The Dude]

There is a pilot, a priest, a rabbi and a boy on a plane.
The plane is going down.
The pilot says, "There are only 3 parachutes and I'm taking one of them".
The pilot jumps out of the plane.
The priest and rabbi look at each other and say, "What are we gonna do"?
The rabbi says, "You take one and I'll take the other".
The priest says, "What about the boy"?
The rabbi says, "Fuck the boy"!
The priest says, "Ya think we have enough time"?

 

[Latimer]

LOL! That's a good one.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

LOL! That's a good one.

Here's one that zings both of them:

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, when they see a litle boy. The priest says "hey let;s fuck him". The rabbi turns and says 'Out of What?"

 

[Latimer]

Here's one that zings both of them:

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, when they see a litle boy. The priest says "hey let;s fuck him". The rabbi turns and says 'Out of What?"

Another good one.


Here's one:

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began. They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."
Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckled, "Jesus saves"

 

[fkight2000]

Whats the best way to punish a child molester?



Send him to a different parish.