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big_bad_buff
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> If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
> worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one
> year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent
> deposit, you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
> recycle.
>
> This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program!
> If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
> worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one
> year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent
> deposit, you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
> recycle.
>
> This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program!
