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A lesson learned, you can get too drunk at a party...

Staind

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Not like it was the first time I had been too drunk, but I blew a perfect chance with a girl last night. We had been talkin like 30 mins, seem to have a good connection...but then Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, and their buddy Citron layed the smack down on my brain from earlier...I mixed up the stories slightly of her and this other chick I had been talking to. A big one too, which university she went to. I also failed on the listen/talk ratio. I was listening about 60-70% of the time, but when you got my life you had better be listening 90% and talking 10%...but I know I almost had it just gotta learn to take it a little slower on the liquor for once. I was doing all that paraphrasing and feeding them their shit right back to em, they love it. I'm ready to take it to the next level next time around...
 
I had a girl stay over after me and my roommate threw a keg party. I was in the middle of making out with her and getting ready to score when I suddenly passed out. Woke up the next morning and she was still there, but was pissed at me and wouldn't speak.

I thought she was hot too, but ended up only being average after my beer googles wore off, so perhaps this time it was for the better.
 
I passed out during a BJ once.
I had JUST Started snoring and it woke me up.
She was like "WERE YOU JUST SLEEPING" ...

"no no no... c'mon baby that feels great.."


LOL
 
Bullit said:
I passed out during a BJ once.
I had JUST Started snoring and it woke me up.
She was like "WERE YOU JUST SLEEPING" ...

"no no no... c'mon baby that feels great.."


LOL


Christ I did worse, about 10 years ago I was soooo hammered I passed out while eating my then girlfriend. Christ was she mad, I had a finger in her and was licking her clit then BAM, snores fill on her thigh. Wouldn't talk to me for a day LOL.
 
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