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A Helpful Hint!!!

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Temple

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IF you have had a child and
IF you decide to do heavy deadlifts
I STRONGLY encourage you to make sure your bladder is empty BEFORE you do it.
and that is all I am saying about that...
 
since we are on helpful hints....


do NOT shave your private parts with MENTHOL shaving cream...OUCH!!


:D :D
 
Temple01 said:
and if you are using Yohimburn be damn careful with that down there as well ...
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damn good point!! same goes for applying tanning lotion with TINGLE FACTOR to your body avoid coming anywhere near the privates!!! ouch!
 
Temple01 said:
one time, in the middle of the night, my grandpa got the tubes of bengay and preperation h mixed up.
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When i was a kid i worked at roy rodgers (hardees), i went in the back and tryed inhaling the helium tank and talk like a fairy..well i didnt know which tank was which and i inhaled the CO2 tank!!!! YUK!! i felt like i was inhaling fire!!
 
YEAH! NY made a good point on the tingle factor accelerators! I must have gotten a little too close to the privates with that stuff...i was in pain for a while
 
and here is one from my previous life:

do not do a few lines of crank before you go to the doctor for your annual physical
 
.... or read this thread!:FRlol: :spin: :FRlol: :spin: :FRlol: :spin:


Well... you could always get that puppu surgically repaired!... kitty will be TIGHT LIKE NEW! MMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!
 
bikinimom said:
.... or read this thread!:FRlol: :spin: :FRlol: :spin: :FRlol: :spin:


Well... you could always get that puppu surgically repaired!... kitty will be TIGHT LIKE NEW! MMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!
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mmm labiaplasty..

im offering group discounts on that...and no sharp objects are used during my version of this procedure :p :p
 
;) uh, no Spats, but when they did the bp and pulse - well, we did it over and over and over and over. Finally the doc caught on and although he didn't say anything he gave me that "look". I still can't believe that I survived the '80s.
 
when learning to shoot a .44mag pistol DO NOT get your face right down next to your hand when you pull the trigger as the barrel will come back and knock your happy ass out.

lift like a guy - not like a girl
shoot like a guy - not like a girl
 
OMG, you guys are too much! I needed a hilarious thread like this one right about now and someone comes thru with it!

Still ROTFLMAO!:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Never demonstrate how to perform a split jerk when wearing socks on a smooth floor. Fortunately I am flexible, as I split far more deeply than I had planned.

Never assume that you can tell how much weight is on a bar just by looking at it. When your "friends" change the weight in between sets during a snatch workout, and forget to put it back after taking a light warm-up set, the bar can achieve a velocity just short of incredible. It is amazing how throwing a lightly loaded barbell through the wall in back of you will irritate people.

Always blow your nose before attempting a deadlift pr if you are having sinus trouble. Sneezing at the top with your hands full means that you are going to spray somebody. And your wife will never let you forget it. And make you pay to get her hair done.
 
never start stripping down the bar on the bench and forgetting there is a 25lb lb plate before the other 4, 45lb plates.

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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