a good xmas gift

[smallmovesal]

porn, the gift that keeps giving

 

[gotmilk]

I was hoping for a female...who was born a female.

Porn for one kind of sucks

 

[jeep310]

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.......year, after year. after year.............sorry had to add that one........lol

 

[68GT350]

I, for one, would be pissed to get porn for Christmas. It's neither the time, nor the place.

How bout a firetruck?

 

[HappyScrappy]

How bout a firetruck?

a real one?

I live next to a firestation now - I could probably... well, no

 

[smallmovesal]

maybe i can get a date for xmas

 

[Kryp2o]

How about check-of-the-month club. I could go for that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm gonna give myself a hand job for christmas.

 

[smallmovesal]

you should get a hand job for xmas.. isn't it better to receive than gi... nevermind

 

[Kryp2o]

I'm gonna give myself a hand job for christmas.

Hehe . . . unless you're going to put a bow on your wrist to make it special, I don't see the point. You could do that anytime.

 

[Taps]

My great wish is to make a porn film this christmas. Jingle Balls or something with a festive title.

All I need are some willing female voulenteers, and some midgets. Oh, and a goat. But the goat is just for show. Really.

 

[HappyScrappy]

You could do that anytime.

and I do... and I do...

(although not at work in my cubical... learned that the hard way)

 

[Kryp2o]

My great wish is to make a porn film this christmas. Jingle Balls or something with a festive title.

All I need are some willing female voulenteers, and some midgets. Oh, and a goat. But the goat is just for show. Really.

Don't forget the Llama.

 

[smallmovesal]

just pet her nicely and stroke her hair so she's comfortable

 

[68GT350]

Scrap..that gives me an idea.

I'm going to train in Yoga. Then I can give myself something my girlfriend hasn't given me in 4 years--a blowjob.

 

[smallmovesal]

www.fuqqer.com/fotm/limberoni.html

 

[68GT350]

Thanx al,

I'm sending out Christmas Cards made from each of the "Fuck of The Month" entries.

 

[jeep310]

Thanx al,

I'm sending out Christmas Cards made from each of the "Fuck of The Month" entries.

that is too funny............Smalls.....how did you ever find a site like that?

 

[smallmovesal]

good ol' google

 

[Sassy69]

porn, the gift that keeps giving

The jolly times just keep coming and coming and coming

 

[68GT350]

Duh! You people never heard of Rotten.com?!