A few haikus I just worked on

[KillahBee]

Ode to girls that tan:

Damn bitch, you be dark
My semen and your cancer
Hit them beds, piggy

Another ode to girls that tan:

Don't you worry boo
Tan away daddy issues
Want to do a line?

Ode to Brittney Skye:

Watch you take DP
I'm harder than algebra
Anal beads on sale

Ode to Smurfy:

Puffin dem Newports
Always postin your boobage
Damn, I love butch dikes

 

[hotzie]

good work

 

[eat big]

Ode to girls that tan:

Damn bitch, you be dark
My semen and your cancer
Hit them beds, piggy

Another ode to girls that tan:

Don't you worry boo
Tan away daddy issues
Want to do a line?

Ode to Brittney Skye:

Watch you take DP
I'm harder than algebra
Anal beads on sale

Ode to Smurfy:

Puffin dem Newports
Always postin your boobage
Damn, I love butch dikes

DP isn't hard for Brittney Skye.

 

[hotzie]

DP isn't hard for Brittney Skye.

he didnt say it was

 

[Gambino]

ode to the smith-bencher:

pump out those reps,
come on you can do it!
Hotize just pr'ed 105,
can you beat it?

 

[jack sparrow]

Nice.

 

[eat big]

he didnt say it was

I must break you.

 

[hotzie]

I must break you.

never happen

 

[Gambino]

I must break you.

 

[Smurfy]

You will lose!