A female Guru called me an "acended master" today

[OMEGA]

She is one of those Guru type leaders that have a following,

I talked to here at her nutrtion mega store the other day, we were talking about products and then I recognized her, but before I did

she looked into my eyes and talked with me for a while and said that at the rate I am going "I will be an acended master"

I was flattered to say the least

she used to be a runway model in New York as well so she was not bad looking but I was not flattered cus of that


not sure what she was talking about but instictually I did some how

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

She is one of those Guru type leaders that have a following,

I talked to here at her nutrtion mega store the other day, we were talking about products and then I recognized her, but before I did

she looked into my eyes and talked with me for a while and said that at the rate I am going "I will be an acended master"

I was flattered to say the least

she used to be a runway model in New York as well so she was not bad looking but I was not flattered cus of that


not sure what she was talking about but instictually I did some how

A Runway Model? I fear Armageddon is near!

 

[OMEGA]

also when she looked into my eyes there was this dead silence and It was if we were communicating, through eyes alone reading each other......

wierd but it really was like that,

she that i was good through and through, though in the past I had a small dark side, and she was right! She said that the conflict maded me 7 fold stronger and that this was the begining

she said I would surpass her in no time,


don't know what to say but it was nice =)

and motivating

 

[Burning_Inside]

hey OMEGA , if you decide to go with that whole ascended master title you'll be hearing from my lawyer for copyright.

 

[OMEGA]

lol bro


I will use my jedi ways on the judge so you already lost

 

[Lao Tzu]

Was this before or after she sold you a $400 meditation kit?

 

[OMEGA]

she sold me nothing


she actually agreed ot buy my product so I had to assume the role of cheesy sales man

 

[bignate73]

neo,did she give you a cookie and tell you that you werent "the one"?

 

[OMEGA]

neo,did she give you a cookie and tell you that you werent "the one"?

Yes but she told that "its exactley what i needed to hear"

 

[jackangel]

For bragging in this thread, your probationary status of "Ascended Master" has been revoked. You are now to be known as "Bubba."

 

[Bullit]

Was this before or after she sold you a $400 meditation kit?

lol. exactly.

I'm guessing there were about 100 other ascended masters there that day.

 

[OMEGA]

For bragging in this thread, your probationary status of "Ascended Master" has been revoked. You are now to be known as "Bubba."

I prefer the term sweet cheeks kilbasa, but that is another story.........

 

[argent]

Is that like being a ninja?

 

[OMEGA]

no i think she was talking about potential

think of spirits as fuel,

some are like candle wax, some like kerosine, some like gasoline, some like jet fuel, some like an atom bomb.


don't know where I am or where i will be, its was just nice to know she thought that,

also she is the president of her company and happened to be there when I was so she did not say it to "get something from me"

 

[biteme]

She is full of shit.

 

[jackangel]

Give her something anyway.

 

[OMEGA]

Give her something anyway.

..........freindship

 

[Baoh]

So sad.

 

[OMEGA]

So sad.

what Baoh?

 

[Baoh]

what Baoh?

This entire "episode". I am the most die-hard DBZ fan out there, and I think it's time you maybe took some time away from it.

 

[AustinTX]

She ... said that at the rate I am going "I will be an acended master"

I'd go see a doc about that.

Or at least take some HCG and see if that helps.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

better than being called an ascended testicle any day.

 

[OMEGA]

This entire "episode". I am the most die-hard DBZ fan out there, and I think it's time you maybe took some time away from it.

lol