A Dictionary for Woman's Personal Ads

[Gymgurl]

40ish...........................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic....................... No Breasts
Average Looking............ Ulgy
Beautiful....................... Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile............ Does alot of pills
Emotionally secure.......... On Meds
Feminist........................ Fat
Free Spirt.......................Junkie
Friendship first................ Former slut
Fun............................... Annoying
New Age........................ Body hair in the wrong places
Open minded....................Desperate
Outgoing......................... Loud and embarrassing
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Fat
Large Frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.................Stalker

 

[The Wenis]

i'm glad i'm no longer looking.

 

[*MissFit*]

I hate when ppl lie ... it makes no sense.. on line dating .. the point is to hook up.. if you have gained alot of weight, lost all your hair.. the peson is gonna catch on.. so why lie in the first place

 

[SoKlueles]

u looked at my profile on yahoo singles didnt u?

 

[Lady Viking]

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

I learned that a few years ago when I tried online dating after seperating with an ex.

Average body type means fat.

Curvy or volupous really fat

Big means you cant fit through a standard width doorway unaided

 

[bluepeter]

For the escort hookups:

DATY - Dining at the Y
Greek - Anal
DFK - Deep french kissing
CIM - Cum in mouth
CBJ - Covered blowjob
BBBJ - Bareback blowjob
Russian - Titty fucking

lol, that's all I can remember.

 

[hamstershaver]

tempting but i wont

 

[wnt2bBeast]

40ish...........................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic....................... No Breasts
Average Looking............ Ulgy
Beautiful....................... Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile............ Does alot of pills
Emotionally secure.......... On Meds
Feminist........................ Fat
Free Spirt.......................Junkie
Friendship first................ Former slut
Fun............................... Annoying
New Age........................ Body hair in the wrong places
Open minded....................Desperate
Outgoing......................... Loud and embarrassing
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Fat
Large Frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.................Stalker

thanks for the translation lol

 

[Longhorn85]

Is this one?

Independent.......................Golddigger

 

[tiger88]

For the escort hookups:

DATY - Dining at the Y
Greek - Anal
DFK - Deep french kissing
CIM - Cum in mouth
CBJ - Covered blowjob
BBBJ - Bareback blowjob
Russian - Titty fucking

lol, that's all I can remember.

GFE = girlfirned experance?

 

[bluepeter]

GFE = girlfirned experance?

That's another one and PSE is Porn Star Experience.

 

[Gymgurl]

Is this one?

Independent.......................Golddigger

Yes and where have you been hot thing.....still out celebrating??

 

[Scotsman]

Nice list, glad I have never tried that shit.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[The Shadow]

40ish...........................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic....................... No Breasts
Average Looking............ Ulgy
Beautiful....................... Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile............ Does alot of pills
Emotionally secure.......... On Meds
Feminist........................ Fat
Free Spirt.......................Junkie
Friendship first................ Former slut
Fun............................... Annoying
New Age........................ Body hair in the wrong places
Open minded....................Desperate
Outgoing......................... Loud and embarrassing
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Fat
Large Frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.................Stalker

LMAO

 

[d3track]

why does everything need to be translated.......
jsut show up naked
if the door slams in your face go to white castle cause i'm gonna play video games.....

 

[yomama]

Men lie, but women are the biggest liers. Everything in your list is true. You just forgot to add... if it's a young female, they'll add to their age.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

"Athletic....................... No Breasts"


so fuckign true

 

[EnderJE]

For the escort hookups:

DATY - Dining at the Y
Greek - Anal
DFK - Deep french kissing
CIM - Cum in mouth
CBJ - Covered blowjob
BBBJ - Bareback blowjob
Russian - Titty fucking

lol, that's all I can remember.

Okay. I'm an idiot. What's dining at the y?

 

[AristotleBC]

Women think that if they change the way it's worded, it changes the way it is. LOL

 

[Testosterone boy]

Okay. I'm an idiot. What's dining at the y?

Oral sex on the female

 

[Robert Jan]

40ish...........................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic....................... No Breasts
Average Looking............ Ulgy
Beautiful....................... Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile............ Does alot of pills
Emotionally secure.......... On Meds
Feminist........................ Fat
Free Spirt.......................Junkie
Friendship first................ Former slut
Fun............................... Annoying
New Age........................ Body hair in the wrong places
Open minded....................Desperate
Outgoing......................... Loud and embarrassing
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Fat
Large Frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.................Stalker
18 yrs old..........................14
19 yrs old..........................14
69....................................desperate
likes to have fun.................boring, average
Dance...............................slut

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

A few more for you:

easygoing - 30 year old bar girl / ignorance is bliss
athletic - not as fat as her friends
professional - employed

 

[wutangnomo]

A few more for you:

easygoing - 30 year old bar girl / ignorance is bliss

lmao

Oh goodness that one is so fuckin true.

 

[Longhorn85]

old fashioned..........................expects the man to pay for everything
family-oriented........................has kids

 

[Longhorn85]

Yes and where have you been hot thing.....still out celebrating??

Still celebrating, sorry we didn't get to toast the victory together.