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NoDaddyNo
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I've thought about the lottery and what makes it work.
People live out their lives and they make a series of decisions. Usually these are shitty decisions that just dig them deeper into a spiral of debt and worthlessness.
The lottery gives them a ray of hope - with that, they get a surge of dopamine, and a brief high, a fleeting idea that there might be a way out of their current life.
But it is simple and temporary.
So I then pondered what also gives people the dopamine high? Sure, there are drugs - but I want to assume that there can't be drugs in a National Lottery system.
The answer is thrill. Risk. The idea that you could get hurt or die, and then the overwhelming rush one feels when they see that they in fact haven't died and are alive.
You feel like a winner.
So how can we combine the lottery with the exhilaration of a life and death situation?
This is where my idea unfurls like the flag that unites the land of liberty.
You send out a team of mercenaries to kill people once a week. 200 people around the country will be beaten to death or strangled with a telephone cord.
The real magic happens is that one of the people will not only get killed, but the killer will take the person's phone and dial a number from a list they are given - a list of other potential lottery winners. They will dial that number and then slide the phone in and out of the dead person's rectum.
The winner will answer the phone and hear the most wonderful noise they have ever heard.
Forget Ed Mcmahon, Pavlov's dogs across America would be frothing over the magic phone call that we all would love to get.
"Hello?"
Squish. Squish. Squish.
We have a winner.
People live out their lives and they make a series of decisions. Usually these are shitty decisions that just dig them deeper into a spiral of debt and worthlessness.
The lottery gives them a ray of hope - with that, they get a surge of dopamine, and a brief high, a fleeting idea that there might be a way out of their current life.
But it is simple and temporary.
So I then pondered what also gives people the dopamine high? Sure, there are drugs - but I want to assume that there can't be drugs in a National Lottery system.
The answer is thrill. Risk. The idea that you could get hurt or die, and then the overwhelming rush one feels when they see that they in fact haven't died and are alive.
You feel like a winner.
So how can we combine the lottery with the exhilaration of a life and death situation?
This is where my idea unfurls like the flag that unites the land of liberty.
You send out a team of mercenaries to kill people once a week. 200 people around the country will be beaten to death or strangled with a telephone cord.
The real magic happens is that one of the people will not only get killed, but the killer will take the person's phone and dial a number from a list they are given - a list of other potential lottery winners. They will dial that number and then slide the phone in and out of the dead person's rectum.
The winner will answer the phone and hear the most wonderful noise they have ever heard.
Forget Ed Mcmahon, Pavlov's dogs across America would be frothing over the magic phone call that we all would love to get.
"Hello?"
Squish. Squish. Squish.
We have a winner.
