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51 days

bdog527

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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order
five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down
at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin
toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows.. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon
their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She
walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging
high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over
to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of
the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the
blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it
together.

The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
 
An iraqi and his two sons move to the US He challanges his two sons to become the most americanized in 6 months and the winner gets 100 grand to start his own business

He goes back to his 1st and asks "how american have you become?"

SON: well, I eat at mcdonalds every day, drive a truck, on the bowling league and have a 12 pack of beer in the fridge

Father: Pretty good, let me check on your brother

he knocks on the door and son #2 opens up. Dad asks "how american have you become?"

son says "Fuck You Raghead!"
 
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