3 toughest interveiw questions.....

[AAP]

#1 Why do you want to work for THIS company?

#2 What are your weaknesses?

#3 Why should we hire YOU?


Now, what is everyone's answers?

FYI - I got this survey off the Forbes magazine. They are going to post the most common answers in their next mag.

 

[frorider6]

#1 Because no one else will even interview me

#2 I'm so perfect that I make everyone else look bad

#3 Because if you don't, I'll detonate this bomb in my briefcase.

 

[The Shadow]

#1 Why do you want to work for THIS company?

#2 What are your weaknesses?

#3 Why should we hire YOU?


Now, what is everyone's answers?

FYI - I got this survey off the Forbes magazine. They are going to post the most common answers in their next mag.

#1 - I want to be associated with the very best in my field

#2 - I need to spend less time at work and more with my family.

#3 - You want to be associated with the very best in the field as well.

 

[WODIN]

1. I really like your companies fiscal outlook and the market growth looks solid.

2. I have trouble trying to do too much or overdoing it.

3. Because you don't want me working for your competitor, _____ , inc. now do you?

 

[Natymike]

1. Because I'm broke

2. I'm Broke

3. Because I'm broke

 

[Y_lifter]

#1 Why do you want to work for THIS company?
My Uncle is a VP

#2 What are your weaknesses?
My Uncle is a VP

#3 Why should we hire YOU?
My Uncle is a VP

 

[AAP]

Cornholio and Wodin had the best answers.

From my days in HR at Motorola, man I heard some shit.

Why do you want to work here? It is close to my house, I heard it is hard to get fired from here, free phone, etc...

What are your weaknesses? I daydream too much, I need constant supervision, I call in sick a lot....


God, some people need to learn to lie.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Weirdest interview question I ever got was:

There are three reasons manhole covers are round. What are they?

1) easy to move - you can roll it aside
2) it won't fall into the hole no matter which way you place it (a square if rotated would fall in and could hurt someone)
3) hmmm... most efficient use of materials?

 

[dballer]

Interviews can be fun. I once asked this guy at a warehouse job I had if he had any hot chicks that could interview me.


I got the job too.

 

[Burning_Inside]

#1 Why do you want to work for THIS company?

#2 What are your weaknesses?

#3 Why should we hire YOU?


Now, what is everyone's answers?

FYI - I got this survey off the Forbes magazine. They are going to post the most common answers in their next mag.

1: Well I'm not sure I do, that's why i came to this interview to see exactly what you have to offer that will make me want to work here.

2:I can't do the same thing over and over, i have a short attention span and I need variety.

3:well instead of boring you and giving you a tired long winded spiel about how great my credentials are, howabout you review my resume and you let me know why YOU think you should hire me?

 

[polarpixie]

I HATE INTERVIEWS.

Why do they ask those generic questions anymore anyway? Everyone already knows the generic answers and they already know you are lying if you answer it correctly. It's like they welcome you with open arms if you can lie properly. ****Yes.....**rubs hand**, you will most certainly be a wonderful asset to this company....MUAHAHAHAHA! ****

and...I think Cornholio had the right answers.