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A successful businessman flew to Vegas
for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had
nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip
ticket.
If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino
where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to
the cabbie.
He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but
to no avail.
The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was
barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself,
he went out to the front of the casino
to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out
there,
at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to
give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment
about how he could make the pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on
a
plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a
ride to the airport, " he asked?
"Fifteen bucks, " came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked
the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend
at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to
the
airport?"
The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."
The businessman said, "OK", and off they went. Then, as the drove
slowly
past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs
up sign to each driver.
for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had
nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip
ticket.
If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino
where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to
the cabbie.
He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but
to no avail.
The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was
barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself,
he went out to the front of the casino
to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out
there,
at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to
give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment
about how he could make the pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on
a
plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a
ride to the airport, " he asked?
"Fifteen bucks, " came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked
the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend
at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to
the
airport?"
The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."
The businessman said, "OK", and off they went. Then, as the drove
slowly
past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs
up sign to each driver.
