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even though i'm feeling under the weather. My doctor, who's name happens to be frisky, prescribed something i can't seem to get. anyway....
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine
restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a
table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man
was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table,
but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down
his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the
woman dining across from him appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining
companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came
over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the
table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he
didn't. He just walked in the door."
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an
eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old! friend's remaining years to be
happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a
hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its
own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for
one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's
the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And
how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine
restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a
table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man
was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table,
but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down
his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the
woman dining across from him appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining
companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came
over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the
table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he
didn't. He just walked in the door."
*********************************************
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an
eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old! friend's remaining years to be
happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a
hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its
own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for
one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's
the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And
how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
