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14,000 post dedication

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Lestat

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14,000 isn't really THAT big of a milestone, but I'm gonna have to give this one to the Bomb Squad.

What started as just a stupid little joke, has turned into a stupid BIG joke. It was just me and deteras1 at first, tag teamin fools with bombs, and then slowly but surely more people started asking how they can get in on the action.

At one point we were approaching 25 members, now down to 19 we are as strong as ever. Our presence has been felt all over EF. We've regulated this board and caused more controversy then ever seen in just a couple of short months. I never once imagined we'd be recognized as a sovereign group. We've been the subject of countless threads on the chat board, we've been brought up many times in the mod board. We've left the mods scrambling to implement some Mod Bomb to try to reign us in. But no, we can't be stopped. We are the people's voice!

I'd like to take a moment to recognize some of the people that have been targeted over the past few weeks. First to be hit was hamstershaver and lumberg. Both good homies. Lumberg had a questionable avatar, and hamster, well, he was due. Shortly after that was crak600, another good bro who really flew off the handle after being bombed. Other targets in no specific order were... biteme, spongebob, chewyxrage, allon, jerseyart, be bop, string_bean00, Mr. db, vigilante, crazyrussian, and I am sure there were a few more I have left out.

We aren't without our flaws, some of the bombings shouldn't have happened. I've apologized, I've purchased a few people platinum memberships. We are a group that grew quickly and it became tough to maintain order. Some of our members are volatile, they will bomb on a whim, its a tough group to coordinate and manage at times, but in just a few short weeks we've solidified ourselves as one of the most infamous in EF history. We may not be around forever, but our legacy will always remain.

A Shout out to those who took this thing so seriously as well. Most people just ignored it. Said it was lame, but left it at that. Brothabill, goldendelicious, two names that come to mind. Non plats that have never been targeted, not because they support the Bomb Squad, but because they really just didn't give a shit. The people who complained the louded about this are the ones that really took things the most seriously.

Props to Spongebob for initially organizing the resistance. Most people don't realize he was having fun with this thing as well. He has been around a long time and said he hadn't had this much fun in years. Karma gangs now had new purpose. People actually had new purpose in EF (for some it was new purpose in life).

Honorable mention to Jerseyart. I don't know why we are always at such odds. Its become apparent we'll never be best friends, but I really don't have an axe to grind with the guy. He has his place here in EF just as you all reading this do. In the words of Rodney King "Can't we all just get along?" Moving forward I will no longer be commenting on his personal life, or his posts in general. I feel this would do the most good in terms of co-habitating together here on this board in a peaceful manner.

I won't mention MODS by name, but some of you actually called in Bomb Squad hits, which we always welcome, and other seems to have become more ruffled by it then the bombees themselves. I suspect this is because the Bomb Squad weilds a power that mods are jealous of. They would like to maintain all the power as far as locking, editing, and banning goes. Again, just like with JerseyArt, I'd like to find a happy place that we can all reside in. We are all on the same team here. We all come here for knowledge and enjoyment. Its not all serious, and its not all fun and games, but there should be healthy amounts of both.

I could keep typing forever, however I know most of you probably have not made it this far, so this dedication will come to a close. I'll try to have something more clever, more witty, and less geigh for my 15,000th posts dedication.

Yours in love,
Lestat - leader of the Bomb Squad.
 
Lmfao

Omg
 
thats a long dedication
 
hamstershaver said:
is this a true post count or a false post count aka dial tone and bigdawg?
I haven't seen an artifishy jump like I did w/those 2
he is still at 13 posts per day avg
 
bran987 said:
really/? is nothing real anymore?


At least we still have the home run record.

And Strahans sack record
 
I don't know anything about "Freebies"

I think when I signed up plat I got 500 posts, but those were taken away when my plat expired.

When I went plat again I didn't get any extra ones.
 
jackangel said:
i didn't read that stupid shit, but i did a search for my name and found nothing.

:finger:
I'm saving you for my big one dude.. 100,000K
 
hamstershaver said:
3 things in ef you should never question hammys knowledge on
posts
plumpers
k
I didn't get the bump in K when I went platinum either.. got robbed out of that one,.. my K was from hard earned whoring.
 
Smurfy said:
i thought for sure this would be to me
I dedicate many posts to you everyday! don't you see them? they are usually dirty.
 
This had to be the stupidest thing I ever read. You eat, sleep and fart this bomb squad stuff. What was your identity on here before George created bombs? Was it as annoying?
 
I'm still trying to figure out how or why I'm jealous of Lestat's bombing powers. But it must be true because Lestat says so.
 
AAP said:
This had to be the stupidest thing I ever read. You eat, sleep and fart this bomb squad stuff. What was your identity on here before George created bombs? Was it as annoying?
No I don't think it was nearly as annoying, maybe a little, well maybe the same, I just didn't post enough to really give you a full taste.

Thanks for your response though, as I was writing it I was thinking "I wonder what AAP will think about this, if he calls it gayer then a queer with a bag full of dicks then I know I did well."
 
Lestat said:
I didn't get the bump in K when I went platinum either.. got robbed out of that one,.. my K was from hard earned whoring.

Don't feel bad George robbed me of an entire six months of play membership. :mad:
 
Lestat said:
I didn't get the bump in K when I went platinum either.. got robbed out of that one,.. my K was from hard earned whoring.


i got mine when i went titanium.




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cereal killer!

sponge is no longer associated with the associates association.

Titanium Member
 
Lestat, I was hoping your dellusional fantasy about being a leader of a non entity was dying out and that you were going to take interviewing seriously again. Maybe you need to start taking medication in order to ground yourself so you can be a part of reality. Saying something exists does not mean it does young one. You gotta learn this by some point in order to live a normal life.
 
Lestat said:
No I don't think it was nearly as annoying, maybe a little, well maybe the same, I just didn't post enough to really give you a full taste.

Thanks for your response though, as I was writing it I was thinking "I wonder what AAP will think about this, if he calls it gayer then a queer with a bag full of dicks then I know I did well."


If the bomb squad didnt' exist, would you? It seems to be your entire identity. No one can be that shallow can they?
 
Lestat said:
No I don't think it was nearly as annoying, maybe a little, well maybe the same, I just didn't post enough to really give you a full taste.


Don't sell yourself short, Howie, you've always been incredibly annoying.














LOL!!! J/K



Not really...


ok... really... but not... anyway, great post... even though it was gayer than a Sack o' Dicks...
 
AAP said:
If the bomb squad didnt' exist, would you? It seems to be your entire identity. No one can be that shallow can they?
Nah I'd still exist, you guys make this out to be much more then it really is.
 
big4life said:
Bump for an explanation of how the mods are jealous of this great power that lestat has.
What I meant was, and again, please take this with a grain of salt...

Currently mods are the ones that can lock threads, edit posts, etc... they basically can respond and react to the assnozzles...

with the bombs, the platinum members now have some power to regulate the boards.. to MODERATE them as George Spellwin himself said.. I think that gives some mods Bomb envy (similar to penis envy).
 
Lestat said:
What I meant was, and again, please take this with a grain of salt...

Currently mods are the ones that can lock threads, edit posts, etc... they basically can respond and react to the assnozzles...

with the bombs, the platinum members now have some power to regulate the boards.. to MODERATE them as George Spellwin himself said.. I think that gives some mods Bomb envy (similar to penis envy).



Sorry babes, but I had my fill of salt with breakfast.


As for mods having bomb envy, look under their names, they have the same glowing stars as you do so they can drop bombs. The only difference being that they have the maturity to know when to use them.
 
big4life said:
Sorry babes, but I had my fill of salt with breakfast.


As for mods having bomb envy, look under their names, they have the same glowing stars as you do so they can drop bombs. The only difference being that they have the maturity to know when to use them.

booyah
 
big4life said:
Sorry babes, but I had my fill of salt with breakfast.


As for mods having bomb envy, look under their names, they have the same glowing stars as you do so they can drop bombs. The only difference being that they have the maturity to know when to use them.
I figured you'd say something like that.

I really don't think the mods should care or really do care that much, just searching for possible explanations.
 
Lestat said:
I figured you'd say something like that.

I really don't think the mods should care or really do care that much, just searching for possible explanations.


Uh, the reason that we care is the reason that we're mods. here in the first place. We like the board and want to offer something back to it. The reason that I care about the bombs is because several members have complained.

What would you have mods. do, ignore the complaints?
 
big4life said:
Uh, the reason that we care is the reason that we're mods. here in the first place. We like the board and want to offer something back to it. The reason that I care about the bombs is because several members have complained.

What would you have mods. do, ignore the complaints?
No, ignoring complaints isn't right either. I can't say I blame you, notice I haven't given you red K or said you were an asshole, etc.

Anyway, you have a PM.
 
Lestat said:
I won't mention MODS by name, but some of you actually called in Bomb Squad hits, which we always welcome, and other seems to have become more ruffled by it then the bombees themselves. I suspect this is because the Bomb Squad weilds a power that mods are jealous of.

Good god, you're gonna sprain your rotator cuff if you keep patting yourself on the back like that.
 
Lestat said:
No, ignoring complaints isn't right either. I can't say I blame you, notice I haven't given you red K or said you were an asshole, etc.

Anyway, you have a PM.

Yeah, because the bum chum squad would never zap anybody for simply expressing their opinion :rolleyes:
 
i cannot believe y'all. there is no way that lestat is serious about any of this shit.

mods, jealous of the bomb squad? bomb envy? he may behave idiotically, but he's not stupid.

all that shit is nonsense, and he does NOT believe the crap he's spewing (whether he admits it or not).

and yet some of you actually respond to his asinine comments as if he meant them.

that's what amuses him. it's a complete waste of your time.
 
Lestat said:
Nah I'd still exist, you guys make this out to be much more then it really is.


Us? You are the one typing a two page long wet panties dedication post. What were you doing before the bombs came along? Wasn't you the one with the relationship woes? Now with bombs, you have somewhat of an internet identity. Correct?

I envy nothing about the bombs. Your bomb lasts, what? 24 hours? I can edit your post with a bomb pic and it lasts forever. When I bomb a post, it stays bombed.
 
jackangel said:
i cannot believe y'all. there is no way that lestat is serious about any of this shit.

mods, jealous of the bomb squad? bomb envy? he may behave idiotically, but he's not stupid.

all that shit is nonsense, and he does NOT believe the crap he's spewing (whether he admits it or not).

and yet some of you actually respond to his asinine comments as if he meant them.

that's what amuses him. it's a complete waste of your time.
SHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, you are going to ruin all the fun!
 
Allon, I have no clue to what you just typed. If you are too lazy to change the font to something that is visible, I am too lazy to press CTRL+A to read it.
 
Lestat said:
SHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, you are going to ruin all the fun!

sorry my net nugga, you know i love the drama...but i also feel the concerns of my more earnest EF brothers.

there should be an end to this, eventually, and i'll be glad to hasten it. however, i'm sure no one will pay attention (or won't care, because they feel like talking anyway).

so don't worry and carry on, binary soldier.

:)
 
jackangel said:
sorry my net nugga, you know i love the drama...but i also feel the concerns of my more earnest EF brothers.

there should be an end to this, eventually, and i'll be glad to hasten it. however, i'm sure no one will pay attention (or won't care, because they feel like talking anyway).

so don't worry and carry on, binary soldier.

:)
What do you mean "more earnest EF brothers"... what the hell does that mean?

And the end will come when the people want it. People don't realize the control they have.

Notice how crak600 and lumberg handled things? It was a big deal for like a day, then they ignored it and as far as they are concerned it went away. You don't see them posting on threads about the bomb squad, replying to my 2 page posts about the squad, etc.

But as long as there is an audience that continues to eat this shit up, I'll continue to deliver.
 
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