10 Things I question in Life..

[Milhouse]

1- If chickens can't fly, then why the hell do they have wings?

2- If it takes a village to raise a child, then how come every village only has one idiot?

3- guys with small peckers posting their goods on the internet? Actually guys with peckers period posting them on the net?

4- Ugly people who think they are hot?

5- good looking people who think they are ugly?

6- 15-20 y/o kids on steroids. They have twice the natural t-levels I do at my age, how come they don't take advantage of that? Way too many big armed skinny guys out there

7. Guys with $2000 honda civics equipped with $20000 sound systems?

8- Push up bras? false advertising in my opinion

9- People worshipping the wisdom and word of entertainers who know just as much as we do?

10- why does a mans hair recede from the top but never on the side of the head? that and why do we lose hair on our heads but grow even more from our chests, noses, ears and back?

 

[havoc]

Why's the sky blue?
Why is water wet?
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept?

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

My favorite
7. Guys with $2000 honda civics equipped with $20000 sound systems?

U can hear them coming 2 blocks away. Sometimes the bass is so high in the car the frame starts to make funny vibration noises. It's hilarious and the music ALWAYS SUCKS!!!!

 

[Roadblock]

Why do they have smoking areas inside restaurants? Isn´t it like having a pee-zone in a pool?

 

[WODIN]

Why do they always put "RIGHT SIDE UP" on the bottom of packages?

 

[bill39pa]

I'm still look'n for the smartass that put the letter "S" in the word LISP !

and..... when someone says it tastes like shit....How do they know ?

 

[Roadblock]

Why do diaper packages say 10-15lbs when you know you have to change diapers regularly....

 

[Milhouse]

-people who say "can I ask you a question?" You just did dumbass.

- why do people leave their cell phones on in movie theatres?

- why do people say what kind of person they would like to have a relationship but then go for the total opposite of what they said?

- why do I keep getting PM's asking me to send them good karma?

- why do we call a good set of abs a 6 pack but if we drink to many 6 packs we get a beer belly?

- Why do some very rich people talk about the plight of the poor but don't donate very much themselves?

- Why are people scared to die, yet at the same time they are even more afraid to actually live?