Recent content by yaba

yaba lasts exactly 44.62 seconds in bed if i'm really really excited that number decreases exponentially until it levels off at 18.76 seconds

yaba can give you all some good karma i've been blessed with so much karma that i'm living in government housing and eat tv dinners everyday. not only that but i'm the luckiest guy in me house cause i have two pairs of underwear unlike everyone in me house who don't have any first let me ask...

you are all wrong cause YABA is the biggest badass in the county!!!!!!!! i am on parole and the cops don't even want to come near me cause i smell like urine and my skin feels like mama's bad grits many a men have come to YABA, but none have succeeding cause i slap them like cockroaches in...

i'm fat, ugly, have corns all over me feet, smell like a fresh dump of horse crap that just ate chili, drool due to misfunctional mouth musccles, only have two bucked teeth remaining due to eating too many O Henry's, have overly yellow earwax cause i cannot afford Q-Tips, and right arm shorter...

I haven't gotten any in over a year and I'm desperate!!! Freak man, I just got back from the military and am searching for some full screen porn. They are VERY strict in the military and I couldn't get my hands on any females - in person or even through freakin porn. ..............I'm freakin...