Recent content by whatevrmn

Thanks for the seizure

It's the same thing as hitting your G-spot. Would it bother you if he didn't eat you out b/c he thought it would be "lesbian?"

Must be nice to pay for sex versus actually having to work at it. LOL

Viagra and Viagra type drugs supposedly increase a woman's sex drive.

Where's the "not enough" option?

It can last up to a week

There are four things guys will always lie about: 1)how much they drink, 2)how often they get laid, 3)how good they are in bed, and 4)how long their penis is. Most of these "reliable" studies we read about involve 100 guys at the most to check penis size. MTV recently did someting about this...

Your schlong (or schlort depending on the guy) quits growing around the ages of 17-18. BTW, penis pumps are usually used by impotent men to get an erection. That's why a cock ring comes with them; so that one could keep said erection.

And I'm sure they all gasp in surprise at you being a perv.

I completely agree. And probably thong underwear for men, as well.

It's bad enough when I have to pick hairs outta my teeth, let alone cough up baby powder.

I put my girl on the pill as soon as I could. I fucking hate riding with a hat on.

My GF and I have been using KY liquid for a while now. A little dab will do ya and it lasts a while.

Most of the day he looks pretty pitiful, but when he gets happy, watch out.

I'm not particularly fond of the smell of my ass, thnak you