Recent content by Toothless

You should have your intestines wrapped around your neck and torched.

I'd say the loser of the ordeal was the cat, what with the missing back end and all.

When I was younger, cats were a problem where I lived, and people cared not about them. There'd be dead cats hanging from fences and the like, like the dingo fence almost. A guy I knew made a bomb (similar to a screecher bomb) and shoved it up a cat's ass and blew the fucking thing in half. It...

My loin cloth needed to be let out, and my headband needed replacing.

I'd be able to access my regular account to wish people well. That, or being able to find the cocksucker who carjacked us 16 years ago and tear his fucking liver out and shove a hot fireplace poker through his skull. Then I'd lynch him. Farging bastage.

I would advise against protecting either one of them. Insetad, lock them both in an electrical shed and burn them with kerosene. If they should live, kick their skulls in and mutilate their corpses.

I wanted to be a rug pilot, but in reality I am a pathetic arab with no teeth and an involuntarily amputated leg.

You could make her a roti with glass shards in it.

No.

Nobody needs a friend like you, you fucking worthless piece of curry rock. Nice valentine's gift - a pipe bomb. Real fun scraping the shrapnel out of my forehead, not to mention the eyeball dangling from it's socket. To think that I had baked you a cake. If Comatose Connie was still alive, she'd...

I'm not scared of you.

I'm so angry right now!!!! I got up today and had a shower with my sister, as I normally do. Where I come from, incest is legal, so there is no shame in this east indian's game. I got a phone call from my so-called 'friend', Satanic Goatslayer. He asked if I wanted to go shoot some pool...

"I hate my life"........Toothless.

satanic goatslayer told me about some homo that wrote here. now That i read your words MAY1010, I have to agree. why don't you grab a razor, set it in the elements on your stove and carve out your heart once it's heated up????? death - some say it's better than sex though i don't think they...