Recent content by todd_xxxx

Could you e-mail me? [email protected]

I'd fuck her.

I think if there was such a place as heaven, it would be just one, long orgasm.

A guy I used to work with (who is married, BTW) told me he takes a piece of liver, folds it in half and stuffs it in a mason jar. Then he heats it up in the microwave and fucks it. The same guy got fired for stinking. Also, when asked by the dentist if he flosses, he said "Shit doc, I haven't...

Hey man, my post was a joke, but seriously, do you think anyone EVER has made someone stop something because it felt too good?

The cure for your problem is simple. Start sleeping with girls that are through puberty.