Recent content by TheSalami

i bet a guy with massive forearms as yourself has difficulty finding a gym with enough weights.

my dog is better looking than any of your pets.

i call it a frat. who gives a shit.

just do it, dont be a fuckin pussy

i just got up and i feel great. i think im still drunk. me and the recruit decided to finish a bottle of jack daniels together in about 5 minutes. i had been drinking since 730. god damn i have amazing genetics. no hangover at all.

alright guys, recruit is here, gotta act cool. later

my human sexuality professor actually mentioned that the other day. you shoot your load when your neck cracks.

id fuckin jerk off while they are doing it. how dare you kill the salami!!!!

firing squad. i would pull out my dick right before they do it also. suck it!!!!

i guess you all stopped posting your pets cause you know you cant compete with my little bitch. and dont you jack off to her picture, shes mine.

cant say i have. id probably rather be dead. you are a strange dude.

your gonna need a ton of ajax and a thousand brillo pads to wash away the sin of sucking another guys dick.

i generally dont say anything bad about people until they talk shit to me. i dont think thats happened today. have you had any meat lately

are you talking about the kid who is going to jail or the kid who was brutally murdered?

do you two hook up with each other? will you both have sex with me at the same time? will you give my roommates sex? if the answer is yes to those questions then you can stay in my dorm room for a while.