Black Label makes great products. I've used a variety of their products and been extremely satisfied with the results. The only one I had that caused any pain was the SuperTest 600, but it was no worse than primo. Tabs were good too. Very responsive customer service and top-notch guys in my opinion.
Just take your girl down to the local gay club on a Saturday and pick up a girl together on the dance floor. Strip clubs are good too, especially couples-friendly strip clubs. Or, visit a local off-site swing party/social and meet a girl there.
I rented the DVD when it came out. I went into it with such low expectations that I was actually somewhat entertained. It's not really the Hulk that we grew up with though. The dogs were kinda cool. And the CGI wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be...
Oh c'mon... there's lots of fun to be had... You have a hubby, right? It usually doesn't take much to get guys to act indecent in public -- just find somewhere outside and private...