Recent content by The Dumb One

Fuck the water. Things will eat you. I'm not sure i'll ever set foot in the ocean again.

It would work, but probably lengthen the time for it to become effective.

Damn

Anyone vacationed there or live/lived there ? I'm thinking about going in early April.

Congratulations on a successful first lie.

I seriously burnt my popcorn. other than that, i'm just joking around. you wanna make love sometime ?

rub it in why don't you... you and all your women doing god knows what with your unburnt popcorn. Probably has real butter flavoring doesn't it ? Your day is coming buddy; enjoy those lucious kernals with your slut friends. My day will come

I'm eating it anyway. It's so bad.

It's bad enough that i have to go through life with an inadequate penis, but I have to burn the popcorn in the microwave too. The light at the end of the tunnel is getting very, very dim.

current discussion at my parents house: Who the FUCK drank all my Vodka ? Actually i'm the only one discussing it.

Come on bro You may have a good looking distant relative that likes a man with a tie.

this bud's for you

i use dish washing detergent , sometimes ajax when i have a date

I never get tired of the christmas story. you know when he beat the shit out of that red headed kid; I wonder what kind of juice he was on ?

that thing with your hand dude. Get with the program bro; everyone is doing it.