I have a massive penis, love Dianabol - methandrostenolone - , Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - , Primobolan - methenolone - , Anavar - oxandrolone - , Winstrol - stanozolol, and the evil testoprim
- Birthday
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Sep 13, 1973
(Age: 52)
- Location
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LA/OC
- My Stats:
- big gut
- My Profile Headline
- I banged your mom... twice
- My Favorite Music:
- anything that gets the girls panties wet
- My Heros:
- mr puniverse
- My Favorite Sports:
- lacrosse, mixed martial arts, cycling
- Cultural References:
- LACMA, MOCA, Getty
- What's in my refrigerator:
- more meat than Jimmy Dean
- Stuff I really hate:
- n00bs, hipsters
- Children:
- Someday
- Education:
- High school
- My Marital Status:
- Single
- Smoker:
- No
- Drinker
- No
- Sexual Orientation:
- Straight
- Religious:
- No
- My Astrological Sign:
- Virgo (Virgin): Aug. 23-Sept. 22
- My Ethnicity:
- White / Caucasian
- My State:
- ca
- My Income:
- $100,000 to $150,000
- My Muscularity:
- None
- My Body Type:
- Plumper
- My Head Hair:
- Lots
- My Face Hair:
- Clean Shaven
- My Body Hair:
- Shaved or Waxed
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Adventurous
- Experienced
- Dominating
- I kiss on the first date:
- That and a whole lot more