Recent content by StankBooty

blimp! for the sheer boredom i'm feeling right now

If you did not procreate, it would be the greatest travisty to man since Nature Boy discovered edible thongs. i could picture a whole litter of Nathans running around touching themselves to pictures of martha stewart

"Show me your pussy" Show me your pussy! show it to me! let me see your pussy! show it to me!

Blam-o! runner up: neat-o

ever try to really drop the hammer on someone and sound completely retarded? or have you been the recipient of the worst comeback ever? So i'm about 15 yrs old and i'm in this hockey game. a group of us hit the boards and this kid falls on top of me. he says, "see! i want you to remember...

for a red: Vega Sindoa - its a spanish merlot Borsao - also spanish, can't remember much else

Gotta have a script where i moved to. recommendations?

i've been to every friggin post office in my city and called the usps help line and none of these people can help me. i recently moved and the lovely mailing system decided it wasn't important to forward my mail. apparently those little cards get ignored. even after talkin to these people, no...

i'm pricing cars and a 99 audi a4 and 97-98 bmw 3 series seem to be the two cars in my price range that i really want. what are your takes on which would be the better choice of the two?

try gettin the elbow pinch, turning around and seeing that it was indeed a guy! that'll put a real damper on your evening. sadly, the events in said post....were in fact true. needless to say, i didn't appreciate it.

folks, what i think we're overlooking here is that two really hot girls want to get it on. let's keep it simple. its the simple things in life that make us all happy: puppy dogs, sunshine, and of course lesbians.

Lemme guess, at a young age you ate the entire bowl of wax fruit your grandma left out didn't you???

She's the fattest thing I've ever seen, and i've been on safari! Vague simpson's reference

Seriously, check out the commercial for either Mandalay Bay or Treasure Island hotel/casino in Las Vegas. there's this beautiful brunette starts givin the eye to this blonde and the blonde turns to the camera and says, "sure, i have rules, but not tonight." i about died laughing the first time...

under a previous alias, i posted one entitled, "funniest people in your gym" or something close to that. it was a huge success and i about wet myself laughing at some people you guys described. unfortunately, when i was able to do an expanded search, i could never find it. i wish someone...