Recent content by Spruceman

Is this some kinda manure from cows at Cold Creek?

Kid probably thought the car would autopilot itself out of the showroom in the same way their ads show mits being driven by people who are doing everything but paying any time and attention to their driving. What's the expression? The chickens have come home to roost? Couldn't happen to a...

What kind of morons sit on juries nowadays. Or is it that anyone with half a brain or more is 86'd during voir dire? If I were on any of these kind of cases, I'd refuse to give them a penny. If I were dispensing justice, I'd put some of them in prison for what they were doing when they had...

I thought only expensive race horses and high-paid movie stars had personal groomers. :)

Another one of those shows akin to Queer As Folk that stereotypes gay men as a bunch of screaming nelly faggots. No wonder so many hate gays. I guess portraying gays as the overwhelming majority are would not fetch much in the ratings department. Most the gay guys I know would like the snap...

The amount of looting in an area is inversely related to how many of its residents are armed. Looting seldom happens in areas where NRA membership is high! They should allow ammo that explodes upon penetration in dealing with looters during a disaster.

A woman's prime directive is to control men. It was necessary at one time in our evolutionary history to preserve and perpetuate the human species. But now it manifests as pussywhipping the male until he becomes less masculine than she [Remember the song about big bad Bill is sweet William...

I like TaB best; but Diet Vanilla Pepsi (DVP) is just about as good. At least DVP is available in 12-packs and 2-L -- which go on sale often, whereas TaB is only offered in 6-packs of 12-oz cans -- which never go on sale around here and cost more than twice as much. The DVP is the first...

What next? Really go for a high pH and start drinking Drano?

Killed one -- that's another Darwin Award; injured one -- that's one marksmanship medal; missed two of them -- no marksmanship medal. I'd rather it had been all four of them killed (and hopefully before they fathered any little bastards) with their Darwin Awards pinned to their crotches. Will...

Sounds fair to me for women to be able to go topless. [But as your boobs bounce as you ramble down the street, just don't splatter milk if you're loose in your lactating! :) ]But, given the proclivity to pass more laws to restrict our freedom, you know what will happen: In the interest of...

Maybe they spent all their money buying the car and had none left over for maintenance and repair. This is like some folks who get a heating fuel subsidy and blow it all on keeping the house at 90 the first month of winter and have nothing left over to heat the house the following month.

Was God too ashamed to put number 11 on the list: Thou shalt not create any angels as tough as you are [e.g., Lucifer] nor any places in creation wherst thou canst travel [e.g., Hell].

Boob [slang, tech], a name used in some parts of the country by computer geeks to describe a spindle containing blank CD or DVD media. A microboob is one of 25 or fewer, a mesoboob is one of 50, and a macroboob is one of 100 or more.

At least Canadians are allowed to watch TV stations from all around their country (as well as USA east and west coast networks). In the USA, it's illegal for satellite and cable providers to sell "distant locals" to anyone in range of a "local" station.