Recent content by Slyster Salone

let me tell you about the time i was training at musclebeach i was squating like 2000 pounds reping out for 10 as my legs are my strongest bodypart my legs are huge and look like solid rock they also give me the power i need to shag hard but thats another sory... anyways i was squating when...

Let me tell you about my joke with the donkey sperm... I was working out hard at GOLD`s gym one day and i was pressing like 1000 pounds with ease when this ugly lookin dude walked over and said "could you please give me youre secret on how you got so strong is there some new steroid i do not...

I will tell you all a story which will encourage you to be a bodybuilder When i was first aproached to star in the Rocky movie I was told that they wanted someone with huge tree trunk arms to pose as a boxer in this new movie. Obviously i qualified for this role as my huge mountainous steroid...

I remember I was on one film set where I had to go into a house and kick ass. So in I went. I burst the door down and went into the first room and there was a women, so I quickly broke her jaw tied up the kids and went to find the other baddies, I was completely roid raging. I went up stairs and...

It never worked for them in Rambo I was tortured but I survived you have no chance against jonny rambo.....

You wont be able to kill me Arnold tried and failed so what chance to you have You are no match for my huge 2 meter wide shoulders and my tree trunk arms you can bomb me all you want bombs do not scare me after I was Rambo.

Hey where you at Arnie its about time you showed up to give me some GREEN its about time you paid me back for giving you my bodybuilding secrets.

When I was filming the specialist I saw Arnold coming down near the filming studio he was munching on his usual dietries Kebabs Burgers Fries McDonalds ect ect and I was just about to do a shoot when he started to laugh really loud thats when i got mad and shouted hey toothpick arms get outta...

When I was filming ROCKY 4 and I went up against Dolph it was the scenes where we were wrestling that i realised how weak he was that was when i bench pressed him thru the roof... I have noticed recently that Arnold must have enourmous chest muscles to hold those big titties up all day man where...

When I was on the set for Cliffhanger I got so MAD when this guy said I couldnt act that I picked him up thru him on my humungus 2 meter wide shoulders and shoulder pressed him so hard he flew off the set and landed near some near by tigers who ate him I was still mad so ran at the tigers and...

When I was on set making Rambo 3 I was using so much JUICE that my right arm swelled to twice its size after a spot injection into my bicep but it made my arm look huge for the side photo shoots to bump up the film. It was after the photo shoots that I saw the poster advertising the film TWINS...