Recent content by Salami

arent you gay? i didnt know gay dudes dated.

maybe we will help that northern alliance overthrow the taliban and then have to deal with them later.

congratulations on the big dick

i dont send anything when im drunk. you can look at my dog if you want under the pets thread. she is so cute.

everyone loves me

you were doubting my physical attractiveness before. but thats not what matters here. here i am loved for my sweet personality.

word is they dont want to fix my account. i barely talk shit anymore either. im a super good guy. i should call myself captain friendly.

i didnt. notice there is no The in my name. i just lost my masturbator name now. luckily i had made this one. word is im not wanted here anymore. its kinda sad cause i like it here.

ok ill try to make sure i get in a post a day from now on. it shouldnt be hard cause i got the computer right here in my room all the time. make sure its funny. i dont think ill die cause i cant die but i dont know.

i like leaving myself open cause i think im so awesome. who else would name themself the masturbator. im a unique individual. some chick was checking me out at this restaurant tonight and she was hot and with a dude. we were making eye contact my whole way out.

if i die soon make a thread in honor of my greatness. memorable quotes and short speeches will be expected from all of you.

looks like we are just gonna chill at a strip club. friday is a relaxed night here. last night was pretty cool. its kind of annoying now cause all my friends watch me to see the fucked up shit i do. i dont give a shit though. i always come out on top.