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Yesterday, running bear go to gym. gonna bench 400 that day. so i decide to do an ancient mohawk ritual, so Great Spirit gives me strong. I put on great-great-great grandfather's warrior headress, and start to prayer dance around the bench, screaming. Manager say 'Hey, Tonto, what the fuck do...

I go to gym yesterday. lift many weight, make white men look like squaws. take white man's maximum bench, curl it, and throw the bar at him and say 'you woman'. In shower, running bear take piss on floor. man says 'hey, tonto, you can't fucking do that, you savage'. i says 'you mean piss on...

Yesterday, Running Bear go to white man's gym. Start benching 3 plates, man says to Bear 'you gotta pay gym dues'. i rack barbell, stand up, and say 'i dont understand your ways, white man. we mohawks do not pay to use gym. gym like water, no pay'. man says 'pay or fuckin leave, tonto!"...