Recent content by ralphmouth

I think so. I went to the store today to get a pair of $19.00 Jeans. They're brand new. No fades or rips.Then I see at another store some pairs of jeans selling for upwards of $300 Does anyone here buy those expensive designer jeans that come pre-faded and pre-ripped? Why the fuck do people...

Dude just tell her that the money you save from not buying her a dumbass ring can be used to build an extra wing in your house so you can have your own game room and some privacy. Trust me. I'm a marriage counselor.

You have no choice. You must do one. If you choose the former then you'll be known as a cock sucker. If you choose the latter you'll walk funny for a week. On the bright side atleast you're getting laid. Which would you choose?

I have a neighbor who is sort of an outdoorsman. He has invited me to go camping with him next weekened. I feel weird about it because I think he's gay. I mean he's not married. He lives alone. I don't really have any hard proof that he's gay, but I have seen guys going over to his his house...