Ralph_Wiggum

Location

holding an axe behind you

My Profile Headline

A need to engage in homicidal behavior on a MASSIVE scale cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fufill my needs.

Occupation

Mergers and Aquisitions @ Pierce and Pierce

My Favorite Music:

Huey Louis In The News, Genesis - specifically "Invisible Touch"

My Favorite Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

My Ideal Weekend would be:

returning videotapes

My Vices are:

Sorbet, fucking prostitutes and filming it, killing whores, cigars, killing other yuppies with better possessions.

What's in my refrigerator:

ice packs, a balanced diet, decapitated heads of models

Stuff I really hate:

poor people, other yuppies who have superior business cards.

Education:

Post grad

My Marital Status:

Single

Drinker

No

My City:

New York

Names of Schools attended and URLs

Harvard Business School

My Body Type:

Slim / Slender

My Head Hair:

Lots

My Face Hair:

Clean Shaven

My Body Hair:

Shaved or Waxed

Between the Sheets I'm:

1. Dominating