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Your momma's so fat, to have sex, your dad has to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Your momma's so fat your dad has to slap her leg and ride the wave in.

That's a great alblum. You can send it to me of you don't want it any more. I've got some winners: Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - You Gotta Believe Gerardo - Mo Ritmo C+C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat Ah, the 80's. Good times.

That's for sure. Must be cold where she's at.:D

Damn that sounds good. Now I'm feeling hungry. Gonna have to go find some food. Eat up.

You said 69. Huh, huh.

I agree. It all depends on what your loking for. If it's just a quick lay, the younger the better.

Everybody wants there cut these days without actually working hard or following through with quality.

No it's not wrong and now you're making want to sign up for some extension courses or something. I finished in 4 and am missing the environment, but not the work.

I think the longest I've gone is like two days. That just didn't feel right. I really prefer a nice morning bowel cleansing and then maybe a second nightly stop.

Re: Re: Questions for those of you who live with your significant other... You forgot toilet seat up or down. :D

Courtesy flush. Gotta do it with these sorry ass low flow conservasionist toilets. I bet you wouldn't have any problems if that thing was flowing a proper gallon per flush with some power behind it.

Bald is best, but a nice closely trimmed landing stip is pretty hot too. Bare box is better for munching.

Maybe your size makes it uncomfortable or intimidating for them. Try suggesting cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where they can be on top.

I guess this lends credence to the old saying, "No matter how fine a girl is there is some man somewhere who is tired of putting up with her shit."

Yeah, but maybe she's one of those freaky religious girls whose just really, really good in bed. She seems about as smart as a bowling ball and spoiled beyond belief. She really doesn't appear to be able to do anything domestic. She better be making up for it in other ways. :blow: