Recent content by PliftersGenitals

I would make a good mod. I am the only head on this body that thinks and I can be a little prick if I have to.

Man do I ever remember the 80's, it was the last time I saw a real women naked.

Sounds cool, but she will still laugh at me when Plifter pulls off his dress.

I had to piss on 13 hillbillies last night. Weird fetish, felt like a pelican feeding her young.

You guys have no chance if the guy I am attached to enters.

And don't let that picture of me posing beside a ruler fool you. I am way shorter in person. Don't forget pics on the internet add 3.5 inches

thank you jonny o. I need all the good karma I can get because for some reason I have been drooling profusely and have been getting blisters. Hope I dont end up at the doctors again getting that cue tip shoved down my throat.

Imagine the fact that I live right below those hands in the pic.

They just want your address so they can make fun of the guy who bought lacy underwear for himself. Well this is what happened to plifter last week. When he showed up for his shift at 7-11 everybody was laughing at him. So did I and damn did I get a beating after.

I doubt that, your not attached to him like I am. I just cant wait until he saves up to finally get that sex change operation.

Pretty much use the pubes to type, they are very stiff from lack of hygiene. Its pretty dark down here though and I get my ass beat several times a day until i throw up but life is for the tough to survive. Last night was especially rough because Butch the 3 legged mongrel from Mrs Bohansen's...

Hi everybody, No real need to introduce myself as many of you have seen photos of me here before. I figured since I am such a hot topic of laughter rightly so that I should post so you can get the scoop on what it is like being attached to an even bigger pecker. So hit a purple headed mini...

I can't fart, but I did see a guys ass way up close the other night. Gave me a headache.

well the guy I am attached to lets everyone know his hate towards gay men. I find this funny because everytime he pulls me out and tries to beat the hell out of me till I throw up all I see on the computer screen are hairy men's asses.