Recent content by OfficerNate

I'm helpless, I can honestly say I am afraid of my wife. I think I need to be in some battered husbands shelter or some shit like that. My wife can kick my ass anytime she wanted to. Afterwards, she would burn my truck. Yes, I still keep my duty weapon in the house but it wouldn't do any...

One day she got so mad at me she took the doorknob of the bedroom door because I locked it so I could have a moments peace while I was taking a dump in the bathroom of our bedroom. She is diabolical.

She thought there was a CIP or PCI card or some shit like that on there, so she acted like she was on PCP or something and tore apart the fucking laptop while saying things like "ah ha, yep, I found it, this is gonna be good, oooh, what is this...I bet you thought I wouldn't find this didn't...

I still fall out of my chair everytime I see your AV. Where do you want me to start?

Tonight when I was working off-duty at a grocery store for extra money, I saw a man with the biggest set of man boobs in the world. These things started at his shoulders and ended at his waist. On top of that, he has a hunch back and was wearing some kind of kung fu outfit that was blue and...

You are God, I have never seen that video. It was fucking awesome. Thanks

Cocaine I haven't formed any opinion on yet. Heatherae, you can already be prescribed a synthetic form of THC called marinol. I don't know what patients who have taken it say or think about it though.

Sorry needto, the wife just came home on a break and dropped the big hell no bomb, maybe I'll just have to catch her while she is sleeping.

It is kind of funny, I don't drink and most of the cops I know who are vehomently against decriminalizing or legalizing any drug, go out on their nights off, get drunk as shit, and then drive home. What the fuck is that all about? Can you say hippocrit asshole?

I'll see what I can do needto.

Myway has a beatiful vag, but I don't think she would post it. Maybe her chocalate starfish though if I got her drunk enough, but she may be pregnant again, so that may not be an option.

His firing was bullshit, what he may have said was inappropriate, but it is his show, it is called freedom of speech, I don't think he meant to racially degrade anyone, the context of his conversation didn't sound racist. Al Sharpton is a terd and should find better ways to spend his time.

From a law enforcement officers point of view, I think it is a total waste of time enforcing the drug laws in relation to marijuana. I have absolutely no problem with someone who chooses to use marijuana in the privacy of their own home. When I say decriminalization, I don't mean legalization...

If you are already thinking you may be having problems, you are.

When you hired her, did she show up in a short bus with a drool cup around her neck with a chain? Sounds like she is a short bus window licker.