Recent content by Obnoxious White Guy

no, it's TED NUGENT!!!!!

pharmacodynamics, phamacokinetics, immunology (parasite-prey relationships, antigenic variation in viral replication, evolution of antibiotic resistance in bacterial populations, immune response curves or how fast can you make B and T cells, bioinformatics/stats concerning proteomic databases...

we don't smoke marijuana in oklahoma, and we sure as hell don't shave our arms in alabama...ya'll some sissy cakeboys for real... just kidding sissies

my rock hard penis

i was just going to say "complicated" or whatever it's called...i wanna crash my car head on when i hear it...

apocalypse now (it's my dad's favorite, been watching it since i was 10), true romance, reservoir dogs, swingers, texas chainsaw massacre part II, saving private ryan (i never get sick of it) and all of george a. romero's zombie flicks: day of the dead, dawn of the dead, night of the dead etc...

that hurts to read even....stay immobile...

i think flubberboy has some insecurity issues if he really feels the need to criticize a man who is actually in damn good shape for his age....god tends to punish people like this with car wrecks and cancer.... highest regards- ob nox

chris was my first coach...spe is a great guy....he's gotta be pushing fifty-five now and looks better than most 25 year olds...he was in the olympics you know...his place on the bio-bio is crazy....

i've got a riot booster, need to get a new creek boat....you have a crossfire?...now that is some old school kayaking...dagger is a great company....i've owned freefalls, rpms, and a vertigo...you should see their new boats....the g-force or whatever...it's under six feet long, i think it's the...

i kayak...10 years ago, the ocoee was the ultimate play river...now it's too damn crowded...the obed/emory watersystem is great...pamela, try section four of the chattooga next time....then move on to west virginia with the gauley and the new.... i got bit by the whitewater bug after rafting...

i just asked my korean co-worker (damn korean girls are hot) what "american" was in korean... it is "me-gook", except the k was silent...no shit...after she said it, i said, "me-white boy, what are you doing later?"......

kickass, seabass!

this happens to me alot...usually when i'm backpacking...i will think i hear something outside the tent (usually a grizzly, even though i'm in the southeast)...i will open my eyes but can't move...totally freaky....so helpless....kinda like what it must feel like to be frackal on a daily basis...

i posted pics once and was flooded with greyhound tickets to houston to come "meet" some "guy" named "havoc"....